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<enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between flirting and networking
<FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is? |
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<Credence> how is an athlon even remotely comparable to a celeron
<Aeturnus> they're pretty close in speed |
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<nonzero> do you have a vagina?
<cisco_gal> yes :p
<nonzero> sweet |
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Rob - you know u have a high sperm count when she has to chew before she swallows! |
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<{SCF}|l||l||ll|> I AM SCF BARCODE |
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<Jeeba> You sad sad men.
<Jeeba> I took off of school today to watch the Two Towers' Special Features disc over and over.
<Xylene> and you call us sad. |
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<[Hobbes]> -rw-------u00a0 u00a0 1 hobbesu00a0 hobbesu00a0 7802880 Aug 20 07:03 metaballs.core
<[Hobbes]> wtf is THAT
<@dk> your metaballs dumped thier core? ;)
<[Hobbes]> heh I read it as meatballs the first time
<@ky_druid> damn Hobbes, do you have to use your metaballs so hard that they coredump? sheesh. |
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<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> I have a *nix os.
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> Several.
<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> hurray
<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> next is
<MeKa> [11:54] <MeKa> linux?
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> RH 9, Mandrake 9, Debian, Slackware and Gentoo.
<MeKa> dont call me an idiot if you didnt answeru00a0 before I asked the question
<MeKa> DOLT:P
> Uh' dude.
> They're different flavours of Linux.
> Sort of like Microsoft is a flavour of being ass raped by a dead turkey. |
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<Uno> am I better then Keanu Reeves? Well that is a matter of opinion and acting ability
* Uno is now known as Rkiver
<Skorp> heh
<Plague> lol
<The_GoldFish> no one is better than Keanu Reeves
<The_GoldFish> NO ONE
<The_GoldFish> anyway
<Plague> keanu reeves is the master
* Zapth likes Rkiver more then Keanu Reeves
* Skorp hides
<Plague> who else do you know who can fly?
<Rkiver> Clarke Kent
<PatamonKid> you are keanu reeves's bitch
<Skorp> Superman?? |
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<FFk> he had a stroke
<FFk> and only half of his face works
<FFk> isnt that wicked?
<FFk> kinda like twoface from batman :D |
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> Okay life is good.
> Some girl I know IRL.
> Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night.
> Yep, life is good.
<Seryu> lol
> Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window. |
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(+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird?
(ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes |
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<Hitei> I can also IMPLY that you are an idiot.
<Hitei> Which, you are, but I'm not saying it, just IMPLYING it. IMPLY is the key word there.
<Si`Howe> Look at that. You typed more than three words.
<Hitei> Shut up, you. |
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<Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel it.... scan ur discs people!
<Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that
<Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted
<Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth |
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<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders...
<cannibal> only terrorists use SMS.
<brainbox> and most of europe
<cannibal> is there a difference? |
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*** O_T_T_E_R Joined #warez/chat
u00ab( cAz )u00bb: sup otter
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: lol
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: you both go to the same university?
u00ab( cAz )u00bb: yeah
u00ab( cAz )u00bb: hes like 2 feet away from me
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: so u still talk on irc?
u00ab( cAz )u00bb: no he wants warez too
u00ab(u00a0Elfu00a0)u00bb university students trading illegal content.. dont they teach you guys the different between right and wrong in school? :p
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: im going to report you casey j and justin for trading illegal content at a university
u00ab(@ deTh[aWay] )u00bb: mark
u00ab(@ deTh[aWay] )u00bb: you're sitting in a warez channel and threatening to report people for it
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: sure
u00ab( cAz )u00bb: lol you noticed that too huh?
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: im here for the chat
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: not for the warez
u00ab( Mark )u00bb: ;) |
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<xassassingod> but i do love brittany murphy
<xassassingod> she WILL have my babies
<***|away> you make some and then put them in front of her door ? |
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<BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today (with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5 seconds I wanted to undo :/u00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z
<kdub> haha
<FyreDaug> BoZo you geek
<kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class
<kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too
<kdub> when i messed up drawing
<BoZo> It felt weird :p
<kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z
<BoZo> haha |
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u00ab@ Gezau00bb how do u shut it down?!
u00ab@ Gezau00bb 2 shut down sum 1's chan?!
<PcChip> well
<PcChip> try this,
<PcChip> type: /quit shutdown #cafe_paradise
u00ab@ Gezau00bb ur lieing
u00ab@ Gezau00bb it will kick me
u00ab@ Gezau00bb u gay
Quits: Geza ([email protected]) (Quit: shutdown #cafe_paradise) |
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(@Miz): have we all gone outside to look at mars yet?
(@Chris_): cba
(@Chris_): its quicker to go to naza.gov and download a high res image
(@Chris_): nasa.gov *
(@Miz): and print it out then stick it on the window
(@Chris_): exactly! |
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Syn0P: RESPOND
aj64804: no |
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<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit |
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Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it.
OAGreatLordAxion: ummm
OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder
Blast Enforcer: oh
Blast Enforcer: ok
OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that.
OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned. |
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<jcarle> BangBus is a standard that all us real men should measure ourselves up to.
<jcarle> Well, maybe not, but it'd sure be cool to do the same thing and have it work for us for once.
<chaind> lol |
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OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom.
Blast Enforcer: Good.
Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes.
OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts...
OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees? |
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u00ab@ Darth_Angelusu00bb thats what happens when you play avp2 too much
u00ab TheMaskedMan u00bb You get hairy palms and go blind
<JonR> no tmm
<JonR> thats masturbation
u00ab TheMaskedMan u00bb oh
u00ab TheMaskedMan u00bb I confuse the two |
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<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy |
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<+Myke> omg you're such a gay poopooface
<+Myke> be mature |
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<Borlath_Mon> Dammit...what's a good ascii equivalent to "get down tonight"?
<Fox_Alan> dunno..
<Borlath_Mon> Dammit.
<Borlath_Mon> I'm trying to put together an ascii version of a song
<Borlath_Mon> Do a little dance
<Borlath_Mon> :D-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<
<Borlath_Mon> make a little love
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8w==D
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> Get down tonight?
<Fox_Alan> hmmmmmmm
<Borlath_Mon> It's a tricky one |
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<Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating
<Tiffany> teach me joe
<Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS
<Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT??
<Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT
<Tiffany> o damn
<Tiffany> nevermind then |
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<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh |
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kobbie|pot has Quit iRC (Write Error: Broken pipe)
kobbie|work has joined. |
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<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3?
<Vict0r> i didn't know that
<Majuju> they made a hackers 2?
<jules> they made a hackers 2?
<mnerd> what's hackers
<jules> winner. |
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Crazzeh Timmeh: dude
Crazzeh Timmeh: i just found out
Crazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry
Crazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay
KashJC: hahahaha
KashJC: are u that bored?
Crazzeh Timmeh: could you tell?
KashJC: yes
KashJC: lol
Crazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck
Crazzeh Timmeh: ?
Crazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all
KashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy
Crazzeh Timmeh: later?
KashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff
Crazzeh Timmeh: kk
Crazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him
KashJC: dont ask, we're busy
Crazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now!
KashJC: hahah
KashJC: sorrie daddy
Crazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore |
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<sean> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
<sean> "Thou shalt cross the road."
<sean> And the chicken crossed the road
<krohnjw__> that chicken should have been like "back off god, im doing this my way"
<krohnjw__> then he would have gotten owned |
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if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file.u00a0 have a nice day!" |
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<Insomniak> so anyways
<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip
<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag
<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning
<Insomniak> i was running late
<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school
<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me
<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"
<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"
<Insomniak> "no"
<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"
<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag |
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Skywalker> we need a transportation systems like the Europians
Pheylan> smelly? |
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<Guitar4life> there's no such thing as humping too many grandma's |
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<NE|KevinDeux> would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram?
<[xeno]Nirox> sure....if its being draged behind a car |
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<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :)
<Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag
* Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding) |
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<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol
<doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off |
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<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away. |
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-u0097u009b quit: (CIA) ([email protected]) (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by FBI)))
(@NSA) OMG GHOST GOVERMENT |
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[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat file?
[ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad? |
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<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit |
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<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-( |
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Tridao: i got 100%
Tridao: :D
Xeero: On what?
Tridao: the iq test
Xeero: ...
Tridao:u00a0 100% of what/
Xeero: Did it give you a number?
Xeero: That says
Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___"
Tridao: 100%...:(
Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high. |
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<Charlemagne> I HATE WHEN OPS TRY TO JUDGE MY MOTHER FUCKING ONLY FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Wertigon sets mode: +o Charlemagne
<Charlemagne> oh
<Charlemagne> never mind
<Charlemagne> WOO! |
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<dreamwraith> Girls that think oral sex isn't really sex are so fucked in the head.
<Dest> dreamwraith: Literally. |
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