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<dragonsun> oh i hope we have a school day tommorrow
<dragonsun> i mean no school |
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<Hydro> Tragedy ensues as the 80's metal band Great White loses every single one of its 96 fans. |
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<smartaleq>u00a0 whats the difference between a pizza and black guy
<smartaleq>u00a0 -- a pizza can feed a family of four! |
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-!- xINSANEx [[email protected]] has joined #php
< xINSANEx> Can someone please go to my website and test the counter?
< xINSANEx> i need to make sure its working properly.. i just fixed the php code
< Inominate> xINSANEx: No i cant
< Inominate> I'd like to but am unable to
< horros> Inominate: me neither.
< horros> i really have the urge to check out your counter, xINSANEx, but i'm not able to.
< xINSANEx> heh.. oh well no biggy
< Inominate> lol
< xINSANEx> i hate to bother fuckos like you
-!- xINSANEx [[email protected]] has left #php []
< horros> hahahaha
< Inominate> hahahahahahahah
< Inominate> ROFL |
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<Kitsa> I didn't know wtf he was talking about.
<Kitsa> and why drunk ppl always think they have so much insight
<Kitsa> OMG TRAIN POODLES TO RESCUE MINERS, WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT BEFORE?!?!?!?!?
<Kitsa> I MUST GET ON IRC AND TELL EVERYONE
<Kitsa> WITH FREQUENT UPDATES ON HOW DRUNK I AM |
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<Keebs> all mighty keebs is left with no computer other than his FreeBSD machine.
<Parak> almighty?
<Keebs> Until I can get some new ram.
<Keebs> All righty
<Keebs> sorry
<Delver> bummer
<Delver> what happened? sneakers again?
<Delver> burn bios too many times?
<Keebs> Heh, no...the RAM is shot.
<Keebs> God I'm speaking as if my computer was a car with an transmission problem. |
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<St1s> im in the middle of setting up te page
<St1s> but it takes time coz when i get stoned i just look for hours
<St1s> and then change the font for example...then look again
<spanges> then completely lose focus
<St1s> yeah
<St1s> or change everything
<St1s> like wtf, this sux! |
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<|ReBeL|> notice how fake rip off sellers always have a nic that has something to do with what they are trying to "sell"?
* Resident0 is now known as HotBooty
<HotBooty> i dont know what you mean... |
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<njeue> fuck, i got shit on my undies
<njeue> fuck, wrong window |
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<fragglet> ralphis = fat
<Ralphis> i am not!
<darknation> small objects are orbiting you
<darknation> planet ralphis
<darknation> the Gas Giant |
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Phynix: eddy:u00a0 You are being attacked by the Iraqian Information Warriors.u00a0 Be prepared, your computer will soon be integrated into the computers for food program, and you'll wake up tommorow and instead of a computer, you'll have a bowl of rice and a small loaf of bread.
Phynix: Compliments of Saddam.
eddy: mmm bread |
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<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the U.S. so much |
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<tsingtao> i got a test back today
<tsingtao> i got 100%
<IgWannA> was it for HIV? |
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<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies
<hansblix> after the war
<hansblix> hey
<hansblix> can i take that last comment back
<hansblix> i think it was kinda weird
<hero> a little
* tghost changes topic to '<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies'
<hansblix> damn |
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<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew chunks
<Strife> chunks = your boyfriend? |
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<griffin>: MSN when maxsimized makes you depressed... |
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<Lethe> man, if Christ is real, I'm so fucked |
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<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but during sex???
<Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head?
<MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby... |
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<Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering is
<Volt|sleep> im in a lab today
<Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something
<Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated
<Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!"
<Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?"
<Volt|sleep> and the first guy says
<Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring it on" |
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<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle finger
<Elfie> 16 cm
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm
<Nil|breakfast> 17.4
<Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes... |
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<Amanda> MANY MEN
<Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME
<Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent.
<Guilty> You're both into clubbing
<Amanda> baby seals |
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<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends :P
<Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P
<MegamanX2K> your hand? |
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<em|t> Any one have the brain? I am looking to add it into my collection... |
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AlexKN3: i'll be a laughting stuck
AlexKN3: stick
Davey: STOCK YOU IDIOT |
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[4am]
<@Cheez> someone put me to bed
<@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ!
<@[Smaug]> NOW!
<@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house!
<@[Smaug]> or apartment
<@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in
<@Cheez> "channel" |
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<Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was thinking
<Dilbert|AFK> logl
<_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto?
<Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay
<MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too.
<_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure |
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<Nozz> Shite
<Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire
<Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!" |
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<2215> wouldn't it be gay if someone broke into your house and uninstalled cs |
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<trivy>u00a0 019.168. Acronym Soup: DAP ?
<trivy>u00a0 1st Hint: ******* ******* ********u00a0 u00a0 BONUS Question Value : 55000 Points
<trivy>u00a0 2nd Hint: par**** ******* ********u00a0u00a0 46.7 secs & 55000 Points Remaining
<tobrie> ...
<tobrie> thats not right
<abigale> hmm
<trivy>u00a0 3rd Hint: pare*** a*ai*** ****e*iau00a0u00a0 23.3 secs & 55000 Points Remaining
<Halffast> maybe it's foreign
<trivy>u00a0 Times up!u00a0 The answer was ->u00a0 parentsu00a0againstu00a0dyslexiau00a0 <- |
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<Orpal> studying, HA HA
<Killgore-studying> trying to
<Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing prostitutes |
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<Oddjob> HOLT SHIT I FUCKING JUIZZED ON MY EYE |
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<merci`> trance would sound ok intermixed with some metal |
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(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7 months and he came out
(prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight |
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<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male, with generous love handles -------> msg me |
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<Sadtch> jerking off is pretty leet
<Rhune> yup |
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JasonMD325: hold up im workin support
JasonMD325: lemme finish this guy |
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<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked ....
<Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff!
<LoneWolf_> (in a bad way)
<Gibbon> oh |
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<timmo> shes jealous i get more cock then she does |
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<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! |
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<enaz> only thing worse then disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant american teens is disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant european teens with a mixer board |
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<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag
<Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of |
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<Kuroko> lasagna --> waffles ---> pie ---> cake ---> death by chocolate ---> chocolate coffins ---> embalmed in chocolate ---> maggots and chocolate ---> sexy chocolate-covered corpses |
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<SA-Magic> msg nickserv identify smallpenis
<SA-Magic> oops |
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<WordSmith> my mums drunk
<WordSmith> lol
<WordSmith> she never gets drunk
<XploSioN> take advantage matt ;) |
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<Darric> Dammit. Nothings working.
<Darric> Maybe my connection died.
<Darric> Or maybe.... the LAN server died.
<Darric> Or... THE WORLD'S OVER.
<Head> that sycks
<Head> sucks even
<Darric> Oh. You're still here.
<Darric> False alarm, everyone. |
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<Aslanna> a fucking goodnight you all you fuckers, don't let the shity fucknosed bedbugs rape your bitch ass! |
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[opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you through step by step on making a php site?!
[N{t}|slider] www.php.net
[opti-alex] i found nothing there |
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[+clown] Bytebandit what about .mk?
[@Bytebandit] [19:07:07] mk = Macedonia
[+clown] if .mk is macedonia, what the hell is mexico then?
[@toca] .mx
<@Avalanche> .dirty |
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<jotun> i saw this cute little asian girl on tv last night. i said to my friend, "she's hot." turned out to be a young boy, dressed as a girl. i shall never hear the end
<jona> !!
<cows> haha.
<jona> Ha ha.
<jotun> :< |
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<jwbozzy> drwiii: are you going to Bohagers for Mardi Gras?
<drwiii> no.
<jwbozzy> me either
<drwiii> excellent.
<jwbozzy> they are, however, filming girls gone wild there
<drwiii> no is swahili for yes. |
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