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<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
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<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY
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<noppa> weed: (dont inhale and you will become the next president!!!!!)
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<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this
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<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it
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<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/
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* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout.
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<strobe> damn, NeXT users are a weird bunch
<strobe> Did the NeXT cube come with free crack or something?
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<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
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<ooze> take a hot swedish chick from behind, bend over to her ear. and whisper "i have aids", then try to keep your penis inside of her.
<ooze> thats swedish rodeo.
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<JCamel> heh, no, because i jacked off into his mom's black bra, and she blamed it on him
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<skunko> well i officially have jacked off
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<MTrez> ok, about 1 million of my potential children just got introduced to some downy tissue, so im gonna sleep now, im tired
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<Mac_BETA> I will give you 4 gigs o pr0n for yer mercedes
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<AlmtyBob> I think they should make 'Powerpuff Girls: 2012', a live action movie, where the powerpuff girls are played by mad hot chicks
<AlmtyBob> teenage chicks
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<SYch0> [^_^
<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
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<ebim> toz.. do her doggie style and have a laptop on her back so you can talk to us
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<shaft`> I bought it through a special deal at work
<Guilty> The deal where you put what you can under your jacket?
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<Guilty> Check out who used to own my new IP's
<Guilty> ArabIRC Network
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<matt> if you rip that girls head off and put on a good better looking head she' wouldnt be half bad
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<matt> too bad her head looks like an ass
<scv> thats makes blowjobs better, matt
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<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose
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<EM> heh i wonder if there will be any black people in my classes
<EM> like i couldnt imagine black ppl being in cisco routing!! because black people just jack cars!!!
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<Deano> hey i need a cd protection deleter proggy any1 help me
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<Infe> but if i ever hit a deer with my car i'll be damned if i don't try to finish it off, i'll need the food after all my money is fixing the car#@$#@
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<tmhaidnk> whoa i can submit my prayers via html based forms !
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<matt`> It is illegal to use UNIX in conjunction with a member of the opposite sex. This could prevent copulation-2.1.3-20.i386.tar.gz from compiling correctly.
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<MntLKeY> heh, i made up 'heh'
<Amanda`> That's a pretty outrageous claim.
<MntLKeY> i've being sayin it since 96
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<Xavier> if it has 'teen' in the channel name, the collective iq of the group can automatically be assumed to be a negative value
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<Mootar> what was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
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<iMike-> call tech support and be like yeah my friend stole windows 2000 from officemax and he burned it for me
<iMike-> and it's not working properly
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<skunko> i'm for legilization (sp) of marijuana
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<VIVI> Xbox already has the following games:
<VIVI> Microsoft Word
<VIVI> Microsoft Excel
<VIVI> Solitaire
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<reptile-> I can DoS people's cars from my GBA.
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<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers
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<Kayem> Don't tell anyone, but... I'M the one who gave Stella her groove back
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<Fred> isnt bitchx mirc?
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<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp
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<matt`> it makes you get a horrible disease
<matt`> called "babies"
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<Theseus-> i love funk music so much... that sometimes i wish i was black and then i remember that i might want to get a job some day
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<Acero> dude we could get a ounce of chronic just for jerking off into a cup!
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<ckx> and some guy offered me a blowjob
<ckx> and i was considering it for awhile
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<Jigsaw> a DVD and a CD are the same thing when they're blank aren't they?
<Jarvik8> cds are made of pikachu skins
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<Ohtani> one day I will kill ever person on earth who says 'u' instead of 'u'
<Ohtani> err
<kaientai> Ohtani: Planning a suicide run?
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<jestuh> i was trying to go the speed limit so i didn't get a ticket but a cop got me in a school zone
<DigDug> How much?
<jestuh> i'm talking about need for speed not real life
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<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS'
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<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it
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<BlackDeth> i like stalked this girl sorta :D
<BlackDeth> like once she asked me for a ride home from work
<BlackDeth> and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
<BlackDeth> and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
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<Daze> did you bind and unbind the strings correctly
<DigDug> Yes.
<DigDug> unbind msg - hello *msg:hello
<DigDug> bind msg - myword *msg:d1gdug
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<CrazyDe> some dude on ebay is threatening to sue me for copyright infringement
<Guilty> Did you claim to be the Real Slim Shady?
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