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<voln> I am going to build the first car that has built-in IRC
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<Dr_DOS> SURGEON GENERALS WARNING: PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO IRC CAN CAUSE BIRTH COMPLICATIONS, BRAIN TUMORS, AND MAY CAUSE DEATH
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<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex.
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<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =)
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<bocz> cept i dont see how they can test your smartness with HISTORY
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<FuNGiSiDE> is xxdethxx givin out instructions to make that portable pocket pussy again
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<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix
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<[email protected]> I'm stupid? You probably don't even know how to program a DEC or in UNIX. Now that's stupid. I am running UNIX!
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<MadHatter> I've been using mirc exclusively for like 6-7 years or whatever
<MadHatter> I could get mIRC certified by now
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<cndz> what would jesus do>
<Josh> probably get crucified and die
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<DigDug> qu:230; <blazemore> cause i don't care about video games anymore <blazemore> video games are a waste of money
<reptile-> What the hell?
<reptile-> someone replaced our blazemore with some Christian bigot.
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<hypr> as im on no your so inslurted me
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<Leaf-> Gran Turismo is hard
<Mootar> quit callin me gran turismo
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<Bobby20> I had this really weird dream once that I dropped my penis in the shower and I couldn't get it to go back on
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<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
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<apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me
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<LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.
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<BlackDeth> dont you do japanese stuff to me, homo.
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<BlackDeth> ITS SLOW AS A 30 FOOT SHIT COMING OUT OF AN ANT''S ASSHOLE
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<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4"
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<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
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<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her
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<Keris> hes gotta damn kid and a wife. he must get some
<DigDug> from the kid
<Keris> even better
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<`BuM> why is it that, no matter how much you pee into the toilet it never fills up?
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<Troy1> "Hey baby, what channels do you hang out in?"
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<skunk> oooohhh i'll be out in a second dad 8=w=D 8w==D 8=w=D 8==wD ~ ~ ~ ahh
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<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish.
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<gloone> and they go "hey, you can have fun without chicks you know.."
<gloone> i don't wanna get drunk if there's no chicks around..
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<DigDug> did you /ctcp digdug op yourpass?
<blazep88> wtf does "yourpass" do?
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*** Quits: X-7 (irc.canadian-chicks-kick-ass.ca irc.usa-chicks-are-fat.com)
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<watashiwa> I think hypr accidentally joined #invest by mistakenngly typing a v instead of a c.
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<Eggo> invent a new kind of tolet paper, reusible or edible
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<||CHAOS||> they just jumped into bed when i showed them how i added a speaker to my ti-83
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I have gone to look for myself, if I should return, before I get back, keep me here. - unknown
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<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest?
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[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU
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[+Vile] (smcn): just because you dress like them doesnt mean you are
[!smcn] m/sg Vile would you like to touch my breasts
[!smcn] oops
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[@kode54] /quote:96 <smcn> uNF = universal noise of fucking
[@kode54] one of my few smcn quotes (I need more!)
[@smcn] ok i will say something funny
[@smcn] i'm having trouble breathing
[@smcn] and my dick is on fire
[@smcn] is this normal?
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<AL> He looks like a fuckin deadbeat dad.
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<Amanda_> Alright
<Amanda_> Are multiple people paying attention?
<Amanda_> Here's what I freaking want for Christmas
<Amanda_> Someone find me a friend
<Amanda_> A FEMALE FRIEND WHO IS NOT A DUMBASS
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(Theseus-) guilty says my computer realizes that it's running a celeron and tries to commit suicide
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<homerj> I'm saying that as a friend, not as a linux zealot
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<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells!
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<goh2> my parents are budgeting me
<goh2> 400$ a month for a computer
<goh2> for the next 3 months
<goh2> i spent 100$ on weed
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(topanga) I HATE HAVING COMPUTER DREAMS.
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<Infe5> A PS2 costs ?40,000, a PSOne costs ?15,000, and a Hello Kitty DC costs ?28,800. :(
<EtherMan> how much is that in real money
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<BlackDeth> i was playin CS
<BlackDeth> and i accidentally ran over my whole team with a tank
<BlackDeth> i got booted off the server :/
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<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke
<|Chris> quick*
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<Guilty> You dont want fatchicks on your pns
<Guilty> Let alone your primary pns
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<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(
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