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<@blkhawk^^> i dont cyber
<@blkhawk^^> its a waste of a wrist
<@Duce> are you saying you double-fist it? |
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< zocor> anyone wanna watch a guy jerk off on cam
< zocor> oh shit... wrong channel :/
< zocor> IGNORE THAT PLEASE' |
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RamAss has joined #subaru
<RamAss> subaru is for gooks and niggers
<RamAss> muahahahah
<pagan> heh well atleast my nick does not insinuate im a homosexual :/ |
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tchristney: Cheating is like masturbation. Feels good while you're doing it but once you're finished it only emphasizes how empty and shallow your life really is. |
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<Thought> i am about to sell the oldest disks in the world :d
<Hoopy> those 5 1/4 inch floppys moses saved the 10 command prompts on? |
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<Angelz> ha
<Angelz> I did not get flooded off!
* Angelz ([email protected]=) Quit (Excess flood) |
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<KeeperZ> I want to make one of those 'scare the crap out of you' flash movies
<KeeperZ> but have the 'horrific face'
<KeeperZ> be the goatse.cx guy |
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Krav: Y'know, yew can never tell how fast someone can run until yew set them on fire... |
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<Sevastra> nasu00fdlsu00fdn?
<RadioheaD> iyiyim sen
<Sevastra> <-- u00ddstanbul
<RadioheaD> ou00f0lum tu00fcrkmu00fcsu00fcn deu00f0il misin
<BLiZZ> <-- Wu00fdll ku00fdck your arse u00fdf you don't shut up |
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<Tobywrk> i want that internet fridge!!!!!!!
<Tobywrk> you set up a chair
<Tobywrk> beat off while watching porn
<Tobywrk> open it up and get a beer |
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<teh_xero> Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again
<OrgnGrndr> talk about a "hardened criminal" |
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<Mentar_Ex> Having a huge debate about the war on drugs.
<Mentar Ex> What's your take on it?
<@Galleta> You know, I'm really divided on that subject, because I love war, and I love drugs, and I just hate to see them go at eachother. It's like a chick fight, only with tons of blood and no flesh. |
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<moira> while*(not tvomit) { dinrk} l // OMG I wronte a PROGMRA |
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<Kouban> My friend had a dog that ate a sock once, and it came out hole x_x
<Chimerasame> ..
<Crimsonmonkey> which hole
<Kouban> FUCKING TYPO DIE ME |
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<MiniMizer> god damn it
<MiniMizer> my hands are freezing
<MiniMizer> I think I should wank right now
<MiniMizer> bbl |
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u00b7protanosu00b7 Having sex is like being level 1. Sure, it's exciting playing a
new class, but it doesn't really get fun until you _know_ how to play the
character.
u00b7Sivu00b7 protanos, that is possibly the geekiest analogy i've ever had
the displeasure of hearing |
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* Sjabby throws a keyboard at ZondrZout
* Sjabby Quit
<ZondrZout> I pressed ALT+F4
<Karyon> lol |
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<Prophecy> didnt know i was offering u a job
<Buchwald> can you?u00a0 please?u00a0 mine sucks.
<Prophecy> u can clean my toilets if u want
<Prophecy> or polish my shoes
<Prophecy> do u know how to spit shine
<Prophecy> ?
<Buchwald> spit shine?u00a0 well when i was younger, i made some movies that i'm not proud of...
<Buchwald> oh.. wait... you meant shoes |
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<SA-MoP> damn. Its going to be a pain in the ass to find the movie "xxx" on kazaa when that comes out on dvd |
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<EvilJoven> the canadian navy has 2 submarines, the biggest mall in canada has 3
<EvilJoven> something is wrong with this country |
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<CorinTheCobb> omg i just opened a pic of a guy blowing himself while at work :( my boss is like right behind me! |
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<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college?
<Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why?
<_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike? |
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<pagan> have you ever sneezed while taking a shit?
<pagan> explosive reaction, to say the least
<goatgirl> you even been inside a woman when she sneezes?
<goatgirl> major vagina clench
<Juxta> yay for vagina clentch
<goatgirl> i usually sneeze 5 times in a row
<goatgirl> just think, 5 vaginal clenches is quick succession
<pagan> im gonna throw ground peper in my wifes face tonight when im fucking her :D
<goatgirl> hahahah |
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<shane_work> socks go before shoes, underwear goes before pants, condom goes before penis
<shane_work> whahoo
<nem0> ...i don't think you can put the penis on AFTER the condom, yo |
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<punchcard> a little application logic goes a long way
<DomMac> indeed I can see the possibilities for problems with that being pretty great unless the programmer took his time in designing the app. Since it is MS, one never really knows do they?
<punchcard> hang on, I gotta take a nap after reading that long-ass sentence |
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<Orian> Due to typing classes when I was six I have the keyboard memorized for the most part :P
<RedComet> Ori: somebody ever told you you need a life?
<Orian> Yes quite often
<BlackMage> did you ever ask what the url was? |
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<Rev> Oh man.u00a0 I just found my Classic Queen CD, but I also tripped and hit my face on a filing cabinet so the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag. |
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Sweetlilluv: Would you really fuck any random gurl?
Ichiro number 1: Its a joke..a joke....see this is why guys dont talk to girls about sex.....gurls take everything to seriously |
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<Mike_Works> If I ever killed myself, it'd be in front of a group of children. It'd just be a nice feeling knowing you've made a difference. |
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<Konsole> did your video card come in yet?
<pushit> nope.
<Konsole> those fuckers.
<pushit> my mother got a mop in the mail today though.
<Konsole> ah.
<Konsole> that should make up for it.
<pushit> yeah.
<pushit> it's a sweet-ass mop.
<Konsole> yeah. |
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<Rainwulf> 89 percent of statistics are made up
<GoofyShiVr> Rainwulf: the other 21% cant count |
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<preda> hehe my penis slowly rolling off my desk and when it falls off its going to hit my cat
<preda> err pen is |
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<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')
<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?
<yods> the problem?
<yods> thats easy
<yods> i dont understand SQL
<yods> if i did
<yods> i might have a chance
<@`2L_verkink> if u did
<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help
<@`2L_verkink> cause
<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript |
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<JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight?
<FairWtns> We could do a group thing.
<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing.
<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing.
<FairWtns> Or we could just say fuck it and see if we could do the group thing.
<JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to the group thing, i dont have that many orifices
<FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say.
<JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl
<JaG> NOT enough orifices
<FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice'
<JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums
<FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me"
<FairWtns> Typical female philosophy.
<JaG> Better than whats in me for it? |
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<QueNazje> how you people can like classical music and not like the environment is disgusting
<Schwazie> The 1812 Overture reminds me of a explosions used in strip mining |
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<PACHUKA> i was watching the wizard of oz and all i could think about was dorthy in 6 inch heels, completely shaved, chained up and with nipple clamps
<mikey1207> LOL
<mikey1207> i will never watch that movie the same again
<Esttt> fuck, im eating breakfast you arsehole |
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Merimack05: like, how far away are you from st. louis?
flynmonkeysattac: dunnu.u00a0 i live south of st. louis.u00a0 about a 15 minute drive from st. louis
Merimack05: ok, your loser
Merimack05: *closer
flynmonkeysattac: are u sure that was a typo? |
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<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_How_To_Pick_Up_Chicks.zip
<byba> !xcon6 Alt_Support_Shyness_-_Shyman's_Guide_To_Meeting_Women.zip |
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<PieTaster> I'm jewish... but bacon > religion! |
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<j4yj0hn> oh my god
<j4yj0hn> the funniest shit happened last night
<j4yj0hn> we were at a guys house and i had to piss, so i go into his parents bathroom
<j4yj0hn> there was no soap so i look in the medicine cabinet
<j4yj0hn> what do i see?
<j4yj0hn> a big fucking bottle of viagra
<j4yj0hn> so we get like 8 of them and feed them to this guys 9 year old brother
<j4yj0hn> and he has had a bone for about 14 hours now
<j4yj0hn> its fucking hilarious cause he had a physical for indoor soccer at noon
<j4yj0hn> o laughed for about 4 hours strait
<MrH2o> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<j4yj0hn> its great, we have about 6000 pics
<MrH2o> damn that is dangrous
<j4yj0hn> but a kid with a massive cock is hilarious |
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(Lesley): yea I like the night because fewer people are out in it
(Lesley): then again
(Lesley): everything is closed
(Lesley): except the 24 hours wal mart
(Supachikn): what is a wal mart?
(Supachikn): what do they sell?
(destiney): hehe
(Lesley): haha
(CoRPSe): it's like kmart
(Supachikn): ok
(destiney): they sell *
(Supachikn): i wouldnt mind getting me some asterisks |
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<Castor|Troy> xp is like microsoft and aol had a baby, and then aol dropped teh baby on its head |
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<Konsole> #include <iostream.h>
<Konsole> #include <stdlib.h>
<Konsole> #include <afterstepspenis.h>
<Konsole> #include <thatnakedchick.h>
<Konsole> #define hebangsher 1
<Konsole> int main(void)
<Konsole> {
<Konsole> while (hebangsher)
<Konsole> cout << "oh yeah!\n";
<Konsole> return 0;
<Konsole> }
<afterstep> yeah. |
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<Phillip> hi ex-wife
<Phillip> whats up
<FullySedated> my dick
<FullySedated> why?
<Phillip> never say that again |
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<D3adlode> penis
* Fiona cuts it off and barbeques it
* D3adlode dies
<D3adlode> watch out for the creamy filling :d
<Fiona> Mmmm, cream dawg |
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<EuroBrew> what is it with you people and your fascination with buttsex? you guys talk about it all the time, if you are gay just come out and say it already
<EuroBrew> i just think you guys have some sexual identity issues if you go around saying shit like /me unfs chips and /me wants zee buttsex, and of course the ever popular /me licks teh cum off your wang |
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<vballa> i didnt know how to get to my friends place the other day... and suddenly i caught myself asking him for the URL to his house. |
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<DaFuror> ok
<DaFuror> that about sucked
<phac> what now daf?
<DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago
<g3nocide> U1 ?
<DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server
<DaFuror> well, anyway
<DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me
<g3nocide> LOL
<DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1
<DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept
<g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server
<DaFuror> I can
<g3nocide> LOL
<DaFuror> t
<g3nocide> omfg
<DaFuror> wait to see the police report
<g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware |
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<CogNiTO> us can suck meh balls
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> .... no it doesnt
<FlyingAttackPorcupine> no it cant, your balls are too small to be sucked on.... they could, however, be inhaled through a straw
<CogNiTO> well
<CogNiTO> do that then |
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<Hell[b0red|Number11|TV]> It was nice feeling power between teh legzz
<Sup> that made me hungry |
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