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<shantanu> I cannot log to my remote machine as root using telnet
<shantanu> how do I disable that?
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<phx> crap
* phx just upgraded winrar
<phx> rather, i upgraded to a russian version of winrar
* phx does not speak russian
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<Fryboy> phwoar
<Fryboy> if you're as big as your hostmask I"m sure your wife is pleased
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<confuted> some israeli guy just started here
<confuted> whats the url to that suicide bomber flash game?
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<SVJ-FuNiOnZ> you havent seen shit till you've seen jesus throw gang signs..
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<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D
<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)
<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D
<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal
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<magellanic> got a prob: I keep getting this error message when I try to use iptables , iptables v1.2.6a: can't initialize iptables table `filter': Permission denied (you must be root) Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be upgraded. i type this command iptables -F; iptables -t nat -F; iptables -t mangle -F as
root
<RichiH> magellanic: your eyes are all wrong
<RichiH> you can't read
<magellanic> RichiH: what you mean?
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<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from
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[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no
[+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM
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<friar> that's a horrific thought
<friar> the white, pale flesh of your manboobs glistening with Bliw soap suds
<friar> brb wank
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<geekster> :O world stumbling day
* geekster needs black van and Mr T to drive it
<geekster> "i pitty the foo who doesn't use encryption on there WLAN"
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* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky
<Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a second there
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<mike> haha
<mike> you should add something to the "add quote" page
<mike> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS."
<RainWind> lol
<mike> i was serious
<Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I didnt approve their awful quotes
<Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I dont see it added yet!"
<Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"
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(@Alpha|grumble): got home to find my flatmate and a big black man doing a 69
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<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG
<Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
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<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians ("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go break into someones house and decorate it!").
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<Kevyn> Teehee, Rey Sanchez has dirt on his uniform. He is a dirty Sanchez.
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<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze
<Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET
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[!] @Techdude kisses doll sooooooo hard, there is an instant netsplit
[!] Quit: L|z\[email protected]\[[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]]
[!] Quit: Amy\[email protected]\[[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]]
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<elfpower> I wonder why they don't make kumquat juice? i mean, kumquats are pretty good.
<apollo> probably because it sounds like a mixture of semen and vaginal juice.
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<Guest_0135966> Want FUN??? Come to the MjsIRC Chat Network... For High Speed Servers, Ready To Party, With Another Server To Come!, simply type /server mjs48.bsd.st or /server kevin.mjs48.bsd.st or /server steven.mjs48.bsd.st .JOIN NOW!!!
* Guest_0135966 has quit IRC (Client closed connection)
<HunterSD> Want to FUCK OFF? Come to the Windows Desktop Party... For high speed fun, with another Alt+F4 to Come! Simply type /Quit, or /qUiT, or /QUIT... DO IT NOW!!!!
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<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame
<hotgirl4u> uhh
<D4NG3R0U5> ...nm
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<radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is that whenever i
get paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same amount of money
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<Actinium> so she's like "hey" and i swooned, drooled, and wet my pants
<Actinium> and I came back with "hello"
<Actinium> i think it's love
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<irq> what acronym is posv?
> Pirates of Silicon Valley.
<irq> ah yes
> And it sucks, because I actually had a decent tape.
> Then I loaned it to a co-worker, whose wife interpreted "silicon" as "silicone," got the wrong idea, and threw it out.
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<Sam_> hrmm help me come up with a new email address
<Sam_> i cant think of a clever name
<P|CK|E> Screwdriver Deluxe
<Sam_> im think TommySalami
<Sam_> or im gonna try to get Sam_
<P|CK|E> yeah
<P|CK|E> Sam_
<Sam_> i wish that was my name
<Sam_> my real name
<Sam_> actually i'd rather have it be @Sam_
<Sam_> so i have ops.
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<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave?
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants
<[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc
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<Greggorian> is it a big book?
<Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist
<Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face
<Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can
<Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big
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icecubes32: i don't like small tvs
icecubes32: i have to squint
fromullins: you are always squinting
fromullins: you're chinese
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<Rance> the mating ritual has begun... i fixed her cable modem, she was impressed. *flex*
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<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean
<Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock
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<Swish> the C5 military cargo plane?
<iban> that's what my mom's boyfriend used to pilot
<iban> yea the C5
<Swish> cooool :D
<iban> he said that when it loads it lowers the body down and opens the front and back
<iban> its' the only plane that gets down on all fours to take it from both ends
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<Swish> life is so ironic
<Swish> Happy hour: when you imbibe great quantities of depressant
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<Cyrix> you can only curse me to eternal damnation for so long
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<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours
<Swish> rofl
<PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number
<PolestaR> which is fake
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<sail> everyone must face their inner canadian
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<Current> Hey, in San Francisco, you don't leave dogs with tags unattended in Chinatown, because it just marks them as edible.
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<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car
<RevengePimpy> in the back seat
<RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat
<RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to fuck or something
<RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind
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<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
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<RevengePimpy> man Steven Hawking is the shit
<HazE> lol
<RevengePimpy> He talks like a robot
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<Skulljack> Funny how all zombies have muscles, skin and everything else nearly falling off of them, yet they almost always have a fully functioning digestive system.
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<Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW!
<Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE!
<zamros> WHY
<Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS!
<Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world!
<zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO
<Siarin> Stupid people. =(
<zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME
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<Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend
<Makaveli> then the statement is true
* SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the cock
<Makaveli> wtf
* Paralysis nods sagely
<Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you
<Makaveli> fuck you both
<Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered!
* Paralysis is away (mak :D).
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<steelcap> Imagine there was a way to make a monitor give off like way more radiation
<steelcap> and give people cancer remotely
<steelcap> thatd be an awesome trojan feature..
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*** Now talking in #christian
<ircbuddy> :matrix.de.eu.dal.net 432 ircbuddy irc-pope :Non-Ethical nickname
<ircbuddy> Even DALNet knows that the pope is 'non-ethical' :P
<BiblThmpr> excuse me
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<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU
<Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
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<[avon]> oh man
<[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks
<[av0n]> after install
<[av0n]> do you want to reboot now?
<[av0n]> no
<[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot
<[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box
<[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot
<[av0n]> just watch.
*** Quits: [av0n] ([email protected]) (Connection reset by peer)
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<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh
<pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound?
<Wey> crunch?
<Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once
<Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
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<Shinji> wtf
<Shinji> i have a #masturbation in my logs
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<Petersen> trying to fit in irc, social life and work
<Petersen> no time for sleep
<Z59B> irc, IS social life? isnt it?
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