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<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much better things in life to lick then carpet ;D
<Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book
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(+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the wrong areas
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Quote: 23368; Rating: 234; [+|-]
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<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"
<burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon
<burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of ass
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Quote: 23369; Rating: 291; [+|-]
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<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out
<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife
<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation
<@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes
<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack
<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding
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Quote: 23370; Rating: 134; [+|-]
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(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the line at a DIET drink
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Quote: 23376; Rating: 719; [+|-]
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<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE???
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Quote: 23377; Rating: 242; [+|-]
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<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what
<Tabby_Tech> hit enter
<Jean> there is no enter button
<Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard
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Quote: 23379; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with their own body!
<derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body.
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Quote: 23381; Rating: 524; [+|-]
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XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass still hurts
HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return?
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Quote: 23382; Rating: 360; [+|-]
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<jonathans> can you kick his ass
<Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing
<Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card
<jonathans> nevermind then
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Quote: 23383; Rating: 241; [+|-]
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DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated
Polytope: "useless"
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Quote: 23389; Rating: 676; [+|-]
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<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless
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<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time
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Quote: 23392; Rating: 234; [+|-]
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<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead
<GFK1> when i die, that's it. I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day. sod that.
<GFK1> besides
<GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings and stuff
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(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,
(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,
(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea of electric
(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,
(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!!
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<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button
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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
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<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey
<Munkey> looks worse
<MuNkEy`> no way
<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it
<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase
<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?
<MuNkEy`> counter-strike.
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<TTT> you know you're in trouble when your server load is higher than your stock price
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(+profiled) you don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact some times, it's not right to do!
(@krampan) i always take it easy, soft, am a gentle guy, but in end before u cum in her, u hav to b lil hard...u c profiled?
(+profiled) krampan; dude i'm singing a song
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* RuneCaster gives UFG the primary Scottish attack "Plaid Kilt Waving In The Breeze Flash"
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< MaNcO > Sometimes late at night.....
< MaNcO > I lay awake and watch munk sleeping
< MaNcO > hes lost in peaceful dreams
< MaNcO > so i turn off the light
< MaNcO > lay there in the dark
< MaNcO > then a thought crosses my mind
< MaNcO > if I never wake
< MaNcO > in the morning
< MaNcO > would he ever doubt
< MaNcO > the way I feel about him in my heart
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never cums
< MaNcO > will he know how much i looooooove him
< MaNcO > and i try in every way
< MaNcO > to show him every day
< MaNcO > he's my only one
< MaNcO > and if my time on earth was through
< MaNcO > he must face this world without me
< munk-@> wtf
< MaNcO > would the love i gave him in the past
< MaNcO > be enuogh to last
< MaNcO > if tomorrow never comes
< MaNcO > cos ive lost loved mons in my life
< munk-@> get a grip of yourself u filthy faggot
< munk-@> oh wait u already do "have a grip of yourself"
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<Valsholk Angelus> There are some things that a woman shouldn't say to me.
<DaRiachu> Like what?
<Valsholk Angelus> "Hold on, I have to mount my outdoor thermometer."
<DaRiachu> ::snicker::
<Valsholk Angelus> All I could think to say was, "Mercury Rising." (g)
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<LuminousPath> somebody after with the main envi'-boy it has the recovery;)
<LuminousPath> I have succeeded in confusing them all.
<LuminousPath> Now, in the confusion, I shall cause an overload in the main mIRC hub.
<LuminousPath> This will cause horendous bottlenecks, netsplits and profile colapses
<LuminousPath> In the confusion, I shall route all transmissions through Area 51.
<LuminousPath> This will overload their main servers, causing them to have a netsplit
<LuminousPath> I shall repeat this process thosands of times over...
<YusukeUrameshi> LuminousPath: you do not know much of IRC do you?
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<jonathan> "By spending money on counterfeit software, which is often
manufactured by organized criminals, customers also are
inadvertently stifling the growth potential of the economy and
contributing to the loss of tax revenue and employment.
<dante> HAHA
<jonathan> did you get your copy of win2k from the mafia?
<jonathan> I know I did!
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(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while
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<Demonhunter> so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows
<Idle_Timmy> man, that sucks.
<Idle_Timmy> maybe you need a mike's hard lemonade.
<Demonhunter> i need a liter of jaggermeister
<Demonhunter> and alzadie
<Idle_Timmy> tell me a hooker couldn't help.
<Demonhunter> depends on the hooker
<Idle Timmy> a hooker with dsl in her hotel room
<Demonhunter> ohh...
<Demonhunter> now i could use that
<Demonhunter> i would be downloading so much porn with her dsl connection...
<Idle_Timmy> "What kind of 'bandwidth' do you get, if you know what i mean"
<Demonhunter> hehe
<Idle_Timmy> "Depends on your 'hardware', sugar" ;o
<Idle_Timmy> "So where can i 'plug it in'?"
<Idle_Timmy> "oooohh, you bring the 'modem', big boy, and i'll give you an 'outlet'"
<Idle_Timmy> "oh yeah, baby, I got your modem RIGHT HERE"
<Idle_Timmy> *pulls a laptop out of his trenchcoat*
<Demonhunter> lmao...
<Idle_Timmy> "now let's see if my 'router' is compatible with your 'hub' and we can get some 'peer to peer' action going"
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<DSCS_SoCalKicks> click the live365 link
<DSCS_SoCalKicks> ont he bottom it says also try and gives links to more stations
<Niq> I'm not into "clicking links". It's a gateway drug.
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<phoenix-> rjx: im sure #mensa can survive without another intellogant person
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<chao> he and his wife were going to open a ranch for disabled children
<donna> can they graze there?
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<cia> sometimes being a man is having to say you like michael jackson songs.
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<KooLLaiD> I'm not FAT!!! I'm pleasently Plump :o)
<Piston> and i'm not white i'm just not really tan.
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<sg> um did you guys look at my collage :( :(
<Slappie> I couldn't
<Slappie> the filter here at the office said it was "Tasteless"
<sg> it's huddie ledbetter
<sg> that's not tasteless.
<-- sg has quit (QUIT: )
<Slappie> I was being serious
<evad> haha
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<@dos622> apparntly back in the 70s they called cock tube steak
<AppleRuly> ahh
<@dos622> but in the 50s tube steak was hot dog
<@dos622> as in the food
<AppleRuly> my grandma was rofl
<@dos622> what?
<AppleRuly> i told her the tube steak thing and she goes "you're dirty"
<AppleRuly> i just said do you like tube steak
<AppleRuly> and she goes "you're dirty"
<@dos622> lol
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<@mazrimt> the guy seemed kinda decent
<@mazrimt> compared to the normal people who ask for warez ;)
<@mazrimt> irc has lowered my standards of 'decent' quite a bit
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<D1> we used to have "Secret Massages" in english class
<kisama> where you'd rub the guy's dick
<kisama> under the desks
<D1> extacly!
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<D1> theres no reason for me to smell good anymore.
<D1> so I tend to stick with the rancid odor since I don't have to impress anyone.
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<Hiryuu> Hurro
<Hiryuu> Very quiet in here....
<ori[Disko_inferno]> yep
<ori[Disko_inferno]> something happend, we suspect social lifes
<Hiryuu> *gasp!*
<ori[Disko_inferno]> yes, deadly, near terminal, cases of human interaction
<Hiryuu> OH MY GOD
<ori[Disko_inferno]> we should stop this before we look like morons, or somebody decides to quote us.. or both
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Quote: 23523; Rating: 197; [+|-]
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<Rjx> someone just posted an ASCII version of goatse in another channel
<c-rOCK> well c/p it
<c-rOCK> lets see it
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Quote: 23536; Rating: 143; [+|-]
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<Warped> anyone know a _good_weap for a monk? the kama doesn't seem that good...
<Spiffeh> fists
<Spiffeh> gah now monks remind me of lesbians
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<v33n> ok skep is gone mad, he is stabbing him self now
*** v33n sets mode: +b *!*@d226-65-122.home.cgocable.net
*** v33n was kicked by v33n (i'll unban you when you sleep)
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Quote: 23543; Rating: 5; [+|-]
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r ever end in e: i am 1.8MB away from downloading all IE components
e l i t e m r p: where you getting em from?
e l i t e m r p: i wanna download em in 5 mins just to laugh
e l i t e m r p: then maybe ill delete it and redownload it again, and laugh some more
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Quote: 23563; Rating: 587; [+|-]
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<@freshmint> How do you get a goth out of a tree?
<@freshmint> Cut the rope.
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<@Toilet> you suck
<Bundy> you swallow
<@Toilet> hell, you gargle
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Quote: 23589; Rating: 81; [+|-]
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*** [zc]cha0s sets mode: +o FA|Q3-Rain
<FA|Q3-Rain> woah
<FA|Q3-Rain> i am sexier than I thought
* FA|Q3-Rain dances
<[zc]cha0s> no I felt sorry for you
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Quote: 23590; Rating: 857; [+|-]
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<Mal> there were so many people using POP3 at DefCon... it was obscene
<Mal> who the hell sends out a text password over a network surrounded by FIVE THOUSAND hackers!?
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<OutBreak^Monkey> just use my excuse, men built dishwashers so they didnt have to do the dishes.
<OutBreak^Monkey> women should learn from mens wisdom
<OutBreak^Monkey> buy the man a fucking dishwasher or do em yourself
<JT> heh
<^yob> hehe
<`2L_CodeMonkey> no, men built dishwasers cause the divorce rate increased and there wasn't wives to do the dishes for everyone
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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(Marxs2): How much do you really know me darn? Did you know i was a overweight 65 year old man that spends all his extra money from his 6.25 an hour job on porn and star wars figures? did you know that?
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Benjyman: man everyone knows there's a black superman though, whatsisface....steel
Benjyman: by day hes mild mannered shaquille oneal
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