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<Draven> w0ot. 150 MB porn movie done!
<kaMIKazE> nice
<+RedvaldezAWAY> not bad Cow
<@murder1> wd d/l a 150 mb movie when all you're gonna last is at 500kb
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Quote: 25290; Rating: 285; [+|-]
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(SithAdmin): fsck
(SithAdmin): paper cut on tongue
([TeMpEsT]): ouch
(Rambozo): ooh...
([TeMpEsT]): how did you manage that sith?
(Rambozo): he tried to eat out a paper model of anna kournikova
(Rambozo): it came as a cutout in a magazine
([TeMpEsT]): lmao
(Rambozo): :D
(Rambozo): "Put tab A into slot B" "I sure will!!"
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Quote: 25302; Rating: 10; [+|-]
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<Ein> Bottomless pits work on what I like to call "Toilet Paper roll on strings Theory"
<Stefanf> put meat on a string and lower it into the pit! PLANET CORE BBQ!
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Quote: 25309; Rating: 184; [+|-]
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<MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;)
<MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi
<MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside
<BadAss> lol
<Ste[Away]> rofl
<MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit
<BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be there
<MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying to decypher the code
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Quote: 25324; Rating: 272; [+|-]
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<tweak> fucking stupid program
<OmniWyse> at least you know where your problem lies
<tweak> why can't I just plug my brain into the pc, lightwave reads what I want and does it
<tweak> this is driving me up the fucking wall
<OmniWyse> cause then MS would find a way to hack your brain and copy all the stuff you wouldnt want them to see
<tweak> nahh I'd have a brainwall
<tweak> I'd start thinking about tits and beer and they'd get bored and leave
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Quote: 25325; Rating: 79; [+|-]
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<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja, does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not getting?
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Quote: 25353; Rating: 465; [+|-]
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<cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off
<Him> heh
<Ody> o_o
<Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents
<Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!"
<Ody> err
<Ody> not again
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Quote: 25357; Rating: 958; [+|-]
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<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk
<Talwin> I'm like "Get down there bitch"
<Talwin> And its all "!! k"
<Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing
<soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that. you know, resisting a bit. i like foreplay when i masturbate.
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Quote: 25372; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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<Router> does anyone feed their furby with their penis
<BassDrop> those things are for pussies
<Router> i think that would be funny
<Router> YUM
<Router> lol
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Quote: 25375; Rating: 553; [+|-]
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<jonathans> brooklyn rules
<jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather
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Quote: 25385; Rating: 1670; [+|-]
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<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family.
<Seeker> It can?
<sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny.
<Seeker> I can see where this is going..
<sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo.
<Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing?
<sutna> spose not
<Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Quote: 25387; Rating: 17; [+|-]
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<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras
<Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom
<Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital
<Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ
<madog> you catch a lot of thieves?
<madog> people be tring to steal?
<Blaxxthos> yes
<Blaxxthos> all the time
<Blaxxthos> OH SHIT
<Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT
<Blaxxthos> brb
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Quote: 25418; Rating: 202; [+|-]
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[@c-rOCK] no mad
[@c-rOCK] just because you and I and guilty had dealings
[@c-rOCK] we were drunk
[@c-rOCK] and we agreed it was a mistake
[@madog] Guilty was a good piece of ass.
[@madog] err.
[@c-rOCK] i gotta give him that yeah he was
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Quote: 25464; Rating: 12940; [+|-]
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<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
<SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID
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Quote: 25469; Rating: 306; [+|-]
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<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh
<DeskLazer> it's called AOL
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Quote: 25483; Rating: 500; [+|-]
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<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked
<BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet
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Quote: 25502; Rating: 314; [+|-]
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<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea
<dinarchvs> fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware
<dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware
<dalias> ?
<dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth
<dalias> hahaha
<dalias> dude, go get some
<dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster
<dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing
<dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession
<dinarchvs> a special dick rendering chip
<dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 dicks/second
<auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet
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Quote: 25503; Rating: 1133; [+|-]
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<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world.
<infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.
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Quote: 25510; Rating: 193; [+|-]
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<dive> hey
<dive> i got something we can debate
<dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft
<dive> i honestly am not sure.
<zan> heh
<zan> microsoft is
<dive> yeah
<zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still
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Quote: 25511; Rating: 1340; [+|-]
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<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex.
<Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.
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Quote: 25544; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now
<The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??
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Quote: 25572; Rating: 28; [+|-]
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<unknown> A Blow Job Is Better Then No Job...
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Quote: 25574; Rating: 340; [+|-]
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<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital
<Simboo> omg what happend?
<Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof
<Lombers[A]> split his head
<Simboo> fwoar
<Lombers[A]> was pissing blood
<Simboo> stiches?
<Lombers[A]> about an inch cut
<Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches
<Simboo> *shivers* eew.
<pace> lol needed a wall hack
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Quote: 25703; Rating: 159; [+|-]
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<Sphinx0r> i know shit but some shit is still unclear to me
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Quote: 25778; Rating: 493; [+|-]
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<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<kisama_> I <3 YOU
<Swish> you "less than three" him?
<kisama_> please.
<kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<kisama_> well E> is flat
<Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<kisama_> weirdo.
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Quote: 25986; Rating: 144; [+|-]
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<DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he calls 'a gang of hardcore azns'
<DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense
<DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan for CS
<DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged
<DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus scan and flood protection on his irc porn server
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Quote: 26135; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<Marek> you guys know how big the benchmark is?
<@Haggis> about 6"
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Quote: 26164; Rating: 1164; [+|-]
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<azrael69> why do all goths express their individuality the same?
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Quote: 26195; Rating: 216; [+|-]
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<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."
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Quote: 26208; Rating: 58; [+|-]
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<kuro> dork? whale penis?
<timmo> we have some in the fridge
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Quote: 26234; Rating: 387; [+|-]
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<Camus> my dad has a spiked collar..
<Camus> dog*
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Quote: 26242; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/
<Xisor> fu robo u aint
<RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am
<The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most
<RoboJoe> i'm never idle
<RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon
<Xisor> I see
<RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you!
<The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life
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Quote: 26282; Rating: 231; [+|-]
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<Tirael> wtf is a haemophiliac?
<Tirael> someone who has sex w/ blood??
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Quote: 26283; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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<Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with
<Masa> very unsatisfactory
<Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh.
<Kevyn> I was too young to know better.
<Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much
<Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose.
<waffle> you're quite the enlightened male
<Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it.
<Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids.
<Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.
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Quote: 26290; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten seconds!
<tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him
<Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a twinkie, the best part is the cream.
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Quote: 26296; Rating: 79; [+|-]
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<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself
<Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels
<Raven> all by myself
<Raven> that was all during one summer
<Raven> i was 12
<skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven?
<panda> is that why european's can't dress?
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Quote: 26307; Rating: 423; [+|-]
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<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x
<Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%
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Quote: 26312; Rating: 326; [+|-]
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<@skold> im still happy with my tbird
<@skold> cant say i wouldnt buy a 2400+ right now if i had the money
<@skold> heh new server with users and an admin who doesnt seem to be a moron
<Flux> where?
<Taranis> Linux's memory manager is way better than Window's
<@skold> wtf did that come from :P
<@skold> 'hey whats up' 'LUNIX TRUELY IS THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM'
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Quote: 26337; Rating: 531; [+|-]
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<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see
<Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?
<durt> yes of course
<Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...
*** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)
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Quote: 26349; Rating: -38; [+|-]
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madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P
<LordCrey> :)
<Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me
<Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave
<Gh0stFac3> ;)
<madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P
<Gh0stFac3> haha
<Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them
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Quote: 26357; Rating: 247; [+|-]
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*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.'
(@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs
(@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them?
(@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously.
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes.
(@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor?
(@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side.
(@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
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Quote: 26369; Rating: 3530; [+|-]
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<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
<Blitz> it wont
<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
<Blitz> no, its scanning
<J0E> it says deleting
*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
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Quote: 26371; Rating: 23; [+|-]
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<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette
<Page> hahaha
<flash67> bah
* azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
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Quote: 26383; Rating: 65; [+|-]
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<Magus`> XP style
<zinguvok> XP gay stylin'
<Magus`> incorrect
<zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica
<Magus`> incorrect
<zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it...
<zinguvok> you're still a faggot
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Quote: 26397; Rating: 537; [+|-]
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<Sir_Robin> warning: there are some inbred fucks in the USA.
<Sir_Robin> even bigger warning: they're allowed to vote.
<Sir_Robin> worse yet: they tend to vote for each other.
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Quote: 26452; Rating: 306; [+|-]
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<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble"
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Quote: 26494; Rating: 482; [+|-]
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<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet
<Akira> oh
<Akira> can I watch your meat?
<cruisinxx7> ...
<cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead
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Quote: 26516; Rating: 337; [+|-]
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<AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible?
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Quote: 26524; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid
<Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships
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