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<dreamkast0r> This is the abosolute worst joke I've ever found on a string cheese wrapper.
<kingLatency> what is it?
<dreamkast0r> "What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?"
<dreamkast0r> "It is lost!"
<dreamkast0r> They just aren't trying anymore.
<dreamkast0r> That's not a joke.
<dreamkast0r> It's a sad story.
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(+Normandy) is there an online talking clock anywhere?
(+Glittz) roflmao
(+Kazimierz) he wishes to hear the secksay lady voice tell him the time
(+Normandy) not twue! ;(
(+Normandy) is there one then?
(+Kazimierz) www.clock.com
(+Kazimierz) or something
(+Dogsdinner) www.omfgtehonlineclock0r.com
(+Kazimierz) I dunno
(+Morikins) lol
(+Glittz) www.time.co.uk
(+wu) #the-time
(+Normandy) You all suck.
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<Nick^> CS!
<Nick^> CS!
<Nick^> CS!
<Nick^> CS!
<Nick^> CS!
<Nick^> CS!
<Mr_Day> I think Nick is trying to tell us something. What is it, boy? Is Timmy trapped down a well?
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<LDopa^^^> People are dancing around a burning baby? Where? Where? I hope they are playing some kickin' music....
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<Yoshi> I got free unlimited php asp etc hosting with no banners or ads whatsoever!!!!
<Yoshi> And a free domain name for life!
<Yoshi> Now if I could only speak Norwegian and figure out how to login
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<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95."
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Quote: 23170; Rating: 941; [+|-]
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<SSJ3_Goku> you fucking nerds should really get a fucking life god like really go and get laid cuz you nerds really need it to let you know what reality is!!!!
<Hsu> this coming from a guy calling himself ssj3_goku
<Chimpbot> point, match, set
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Quote: 23175; Rating: 683; [+|-]
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<Ryutaro> I liked it when things were simple
<Ryutaro> gravity wasnt known
<Ryutaro> things stuck to the earth because they loved it
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Quote: 23179; Rating: 95; [+|-]
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<Monkey-wrench> when i first came to irc i tried to change my nick to @Monkey_wrench
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<Yoshi> I watch way too much leave it to beaver.
<Yoshi> I'm just going to stop resisting and start calling my dad pops and saying gee wizz alot.
<hampsterdance> g wizz alot?
<hampsterdance> isn't that a rapper?
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<[peepee]> Can I see your $me
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<|fS|Solaris> oh man...i gotta get some viagra darts
<|fS|Solaris> going around shooting people with viagra
<|fS|Solaris> don't like a teacher?
<|fS|Solaris> see how everyone else likes him when he's got wood
<|fS|Solaris> is there a woman that you think is a man?
<|fS|Solaris> you can find out!
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<PabloEsteHome> What do you want for christmas that is under 40??
<|fS|Jot> mmmmmmm
<|fS|Jot> Solaris's mom
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*** Legalize- ([email protected]) has joined channel #baseball
<Lumpy> what do you want to legalize?
<Lumpy> blunts?
<Legalize-> child labor and wastewater dumping
<Lumpy> hahahaha
<Lumpy> thats cool
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<Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind of stupid to match kornbix
<kornbix> proove it
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<+Fantasma> makes me feel all special and gooey inside
<+Fantasma> like a little catholic shoolgirl having her first orgasm in the rafters of the church during communion
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[Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/
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[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look
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<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan???
<xENo> yeah, but the rates are high
<xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life
<pinepusher> what are the rates like?
<pinepusher> any idea?
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[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a buckshot round in whats left of his head
[Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your erection
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<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.
<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff
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Quote: 23238; Rating: 351; [+|-]
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* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" - just for the fuck of it
<`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session
<`KArmA> tag-team style
<ShadiZar> rofl
<ShadiZar> amen brother
<`KArmA> let us pray
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<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...
<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that
<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once
<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that
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* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo appears on his MiniDisc
* SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar
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<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops?
<Ryutaro> WTFD
<miharu> oO
<miharu> WTF... D?
<miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?
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<waffle> just forward all the mail locally
<Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward
<waffle> Kyle: i think
<waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck
<Kevyn> Heh.
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(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa,
but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ
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<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on standards of building and designing speakers?
<joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it
<joelage-AFKage> :/
<Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder
<joelage-AFKage> ok
<Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.
<joelage-AFKage> send away
* Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with sarcasm's little brother, idiocy
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* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM
(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
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(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them
(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea
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(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan ([email protected]) has joined #Trivia
(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed
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<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
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<aster> what's a cervix
<aster> sounds like a bitchx script
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<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use it when waiting for a page to load.
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<chaossyn> i have a q has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet
<chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ...
<|line> Incredible numbers. It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet.
<-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank
<|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky.
<|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived
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<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again
<_berserk> so did I
<_berserk> got any dance techniques?
* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
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<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
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<Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :!
<Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a programmer, please think about the programmers"
<Tseng> Shit then
* Tseng is AFK, .Leeching Warez.
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Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW.
c8ie: OK
c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's certainly not in the sky
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<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its an animal instinct to leave your scent.
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<Nicoli> do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany, and talk like shakira?
<Marz> I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk like Fran Dresher.
<Nicoli> that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0
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<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz
<TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> wha
*** TheHood has left #baseball
* Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest
<Legalize-> i feel so much safer now.
<Legalize-> damn irc.
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Quote: 23337; Rating: 158; [+|-]
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<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children
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<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum
<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole
<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that
<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??
<pain> no. I would be dead.
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*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house
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Snowy: I need
Snowy: To tell this guy
Snowy: ONly to press
Snowy: enter on special
Snowy: occasions
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Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them
Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult
ph'x: haaha
ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction
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*** tanner has joined #support
<Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?
<tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to
<@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that
<tanner> then what
<tanner> do i type in dildo shop
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window
* @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today
<tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman
<@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh
<tanner> i am
<@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here
*** tanner has left #support
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<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning
<sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company?
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