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*** Joins: Nighters ([email protected])
<Temujin> NIGHT
<Temujin> Perhaps you can arbitrate this disagreement.
<Nighters> Temujin loses.
<Nighters> disagreement arbitrated.
<Temujin> GODDAMMIT
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Quote: 11706; Rating: 115; [+|-]
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<Evolgrande> Who needs hoes if you have 2000 watts of bass?
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Quote: 11708; Rating: 343; [+|-]
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<Nighters> I've decided that if i'm not happy when i'm 40 i'm going to kill 2-3 people who are like 18-19 with BRIGHT ASS FUTURES
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Quote: 11712; Rating: 272; [+|-]
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<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT. MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!
*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK)
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Quote: 11713; Rating: 339; [+|-]
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<Cl0ckwork> i hate it when explorer crashes, losing my system tray, and irc is minized to it
<slick> I hate when I kick a dog and then the owner see's me and I have to kill him
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Quote: 11715; Rating: 216; [+|-]
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<Yogurt> Action Half-Life - "To counter Action Quake 2's speed and fun, we've included slow gameplay and the ability to fall down on purpose."
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Quote: 11718; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<SpecOps> my dad went to a Microsoft convention...he got a bunch of software for XP..Office XP, he also won a recliner, which was cool
<hmne> my dad went to a microsoft convention as well..all he got was a 200 dollar fine and a sore ass
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Quote: 11720; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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*** Tem has quit IRC (hmm)
<pot-shit> hah I scared the fuck off
<pot-shit> run to mommy ryan, suckle on her breasts of joy!
<Alice`> I take it you've never seen Temu's mom.
<pot-shit> not her face at least
<pot-shit> normally its covered by a burlap sack
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Quote: 11721; Rating: 296; [+|-]
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<]AoV[Virus|OGC> anyone know an altanative to napster?
<TIK|wombat> Walmart
<]AoV[Virus|OGC> can ya dcc it?
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Quote: 11724; Rating: 1172; [+|-]
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<Zardoz> cool. calculated pi to 18 decimal places.
<Trucci> know what would have been cooler?
<Trucci> ANYTHING
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Quote: 11725; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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* mode [+im] by Lucy
* mode [-im] by Lucy
* Lucy [[email protected]] has left #gr []
<Temujin> ..
<Lurker> Lucy sneezed on her touchscreen
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Quote: 11727; Rating: 306; [+|-]
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<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away
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Quote: 11735; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
<+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS
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Quote: 11739; Rating: 390; [+|-]
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<MissJC2k1> geez, we're porning a perfectly normal conversaporn, and you've gotta bring up porn
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Quote: 11742; Rating: 17; [+|-]
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<jewboy613> flooding chan
<jewboy613> man this flood is so bad if u stick around, noah will come rolling in with his arc
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Quote: 11743; Rating: 277; [+|-]
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<GoLLuM> my favourite past time is to push little girls off their bikes and sniff the seats.
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Quote: 11764; Rating: 193; [+|-]
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<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
<Megaglogue> no french peeps around
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Quote: 11780; Rating: 319; [+|-]
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<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine
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Quote: 11784; Rating: 484; [+|-]
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<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20
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Quote: 11794; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free) form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade.
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Quote: 11801; Rating: 28; [+|-]
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<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
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Quote: 11803; Rating: 661; [+|-]
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<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
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Quote: 11820; Rating: 299; [+|-]
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<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
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Quote: 11825; Rating: 263; [+|-]
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... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS([email protected])
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
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Quote: 11827; Rating: 825; [+|-]
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<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL
<|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag
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Quote: 11832; Rating: 114; [+|-]
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<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\
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Quote: 11836; Rating: 81; [+|-]
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<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...
<Luna`> prodding buttocks
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Quote: 11839; Rating: 348; [+|-]
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<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C
<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly
<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
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Quote: 11841; Rating: 536; [+|-]
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<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus. please read me with an emacs mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
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Quote: 11849; Rating: 219; [+|-]
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<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and everyone elses urine went all over
<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(
<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not to laugh
<TheSpatulaOfLove> well
<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting
<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone elses urine on them were not please
<MelissaGod> ho hum
<MelissaGod> pleased*
<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share
<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...
* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Ouroboros> Um.
<Arilyn> hahaha
<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date her for her intelligence.
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Quote: 11851; Rating: 15; [+|-]
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<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
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* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri
<BloodFromStone> No longer in black?
<Xellchiri> No, still in black
<Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB
<BloodFromStone> heh
<BloodFromStone> New one, or the first?
<Xellchiri> First
<Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one tonight
<Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old & busted
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<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
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Quote: 11874; Rating: 302; [+|-]
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<GIJosh> do you still have an MP3 server robin?
<robin> yes
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<robin> nope
<GIJosh> where is it?
<robin> 127.0.0.1
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port?
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Quote: 11876; Rating: 154; [+|-]
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<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
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Quote: 11882; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama
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Quote: 11885; Rating: 156; [+|-]
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@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
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Quote: 11887; Rating: 411; [+|-]
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<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161 secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
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Quote: 11888; Rating: 204; [+|-]
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<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
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Quote: 11892; Rating: 385; [+|-]
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<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee. I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
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Quote: 11901; Rating: 106; [+|-]
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<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary school. you
bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
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Quote: 11902; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night
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Quote: 11906; Rating: 499; [+|-]
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<ima`> www.google.com
<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
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Quote: 11909; Rating: 221; [+|-]
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<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
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Quote: 11918; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew
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Quote: 11923; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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<Rann-chan> 0123.
<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl can take without using her hands, right? n.n
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Quote: 11924; Rating: 222; [+|-]
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<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
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Quote: 11934; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
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Quote: 11937; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it
<molesto> :(
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Quote: 11943; Rating: 352; [+|-]
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<Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night
<Pixie_Pete> kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
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