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<AL9000> my fatty little brother is pissed b/c I wrote "treadmill" on his Christmas list
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* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
<Waxycat> teh
<Waxycat> it says i recieved a fatal error
<posit> Waxycat: oh that happens some times, you have to press alt+f4 to fix it
<posit> *sometimes
<Waxycat> that quits irc
<Falnom> ALT+F4 quick!
<Waxycat> why?
* YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC
<posit> you have a fatal error
<Waxycat> otherwize?
<posit> if you don't restart it may damage your system
<Waxycat> it says i have 30 seconds
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<posit> damn yeah
<Palish> bahhahah.
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* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
<Waxycat> what happened?
<Waxycat> again?!?!
<Waxycat> it says it again!
<posit> again?
<Waxycat> what should i do?!
<posit> maybe a config problem
<Waxycat> what will happen if i don't quit?
<posit> not sure exactly
<posit> but I don't think it's good
* YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC
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<+_chester_> i think the dentist might molest me while i'm under
<@End11> and your dissapointed you can't be awake for it?
<+_chester_> i want to see his technique
<@Psybrid> lol
<+_chester_> i mean, good god, if i need 4 days to recover, the guy is pulling more than teeth
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<r4v3n> there is just NO good excuse, if caught in my gfs room in the middle of the night
<r4v3n> "hey mr c...was walking by your house and i dropped my penis...it fell into your daughter, but i've collected it now and will just be...on...my...way"
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< marlies> ello all
< Jops> welcome to the tumbleweed zone
< kev> o.
< kev> 'o
< kev> `o
< kev> o'
< marlies> o,
< kev> congratulations, you have won tonights star prize!
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< kev> freedom from irc
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<Gareth>: i was tryin to make a :S face in real life while at the doctors, and all these handicaps walked in while i was doing it
<Gareth>: and they sat down next to me, and started stroking my head and stuff, saying, "friend, friend"
<Gareth>: Thats When i Realised.........
<Bill>: .......yes.......what did u realise
<Gareth>: I Fucken realised there were a bunch of retards stroking my head!!!
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<fosheeze> i ate oatse for breakfast
<BigBrother_> was that a typo of oats, or goatse?
<BigBrother_> I'm hoping it was oats, or do you eat horribly disfigured anus?
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<@Usama> I am gonna get a tattoo of a $100 bill on my penis.....because women like to blow money and I like to watch my money grow.
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<goran> "I once said "owned" to a black man before. talk about awkward moment..."
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<Xizer> Winzip is such a girl...
<Xizer> "Uh hey. 30 days are up could you stop using me? No? Well I'll just ask again tomorrow..."
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meg32185: you're weird
meg32185: where do u think you can find wholesale socks on the internet?
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The U.S. Government today changed its emblem from an eagle to a condom because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. Condoms stand up to inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect pricks, and give a sense of security while actually screwing you!
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<magpie> why am I watching spice girls behind the music
<magpie> am I that bored
<jeff> you obviously need to spice up your life
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<barryk> Pillows: do you believe Iraq posed a direct threat to US homeland security ?
<`dA> yes
<`dA> iraq was an asshole
<spikeb> and the us military was a giant penis
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<jws> You just *know* you have a virus when you see this:
<jws> (D:) Local Disk
<jws> Total size: 66631337 GB
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<the|navigator> I want a doormat that says: Home Sweet Localhost.
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<Milo> the karma chameleon is gonna come by one day, give you a fatal illness, and then piss in your mouth
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<Luna-Chan> I'm bleeding
<Forte> Don't shoot the messenger.
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<skunk>What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
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<TeamGato-Mumbo> oh god, my cat is being eaten by racoons
<TeamGato-Mumbo> brb
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<@Serge`> LOL
<@Lord_Saros> stfu you fuxing noob
<@Lord_Saros> AOL kiddie !
<@Deadpool-> somone uses aol here?
<@Lord_Saros> Sxales does
<@Sxales> ha
<@Deadpool-> you make me sick
<@Lord_Saros> He just keeps his aol line on a low profile
*@Sxales hides it under a rug
<@Sxales> what?
<@Lord_Saros> Nothing (:
<@Sxales> i'm too fucking cheap to use aol, i just yell in binary real loud
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<Fubar> Reminds me in class, when some teacher was going off on us about feminazi shit, she goes "A woman can do anything a man can!" and my friends goes "well you can't produce sperm!"
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<Twinkle> Microsoft has just announced that their revolutionary new "Yboy" will weigh less than 10 pounds and be able to fit in a small backpack
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<xtort> I smell homosexuality!
<|Spanky|> got your head up your ass again?
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<joshua_> C ECE DBRY AOT URP YDAY TCBE RU YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> BRYDCBI CO ,RPYDF RU YDAY TCBE UR YRPYGP.!
<joshua_> AaAAAAAAAAAAAAAACC.............................!
<joshua_> AND FUCK YOU TOO MR. DVORAK
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<CrackyMcZap> why don't we get a Straight Pride parade?
<Kaejo> they're called gun & knife shows
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<daem0n_> i got new car radio the other day, its pretty cool. you shout soul and it plays soul, you shout rock and it plays rock. the other day some kids ran past my car and i yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and it played michael jackson.
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<Ephialtes> ugh
<Ephialtes> I.
<Ephialtes> Am.
<Ephialtes> Wet.
<Ephialtes> infact I am BEYOND wet
<Ephialtes> I am soaked
<Ephialtes> no wait, I am beyond soaked
<Ephialtes> I am drenched
<Ephialtes> and I may be beyond that
*** Ephialtes has been kicked off channel #ev3 by zambezi (flood)
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.+vera: wtf is a manga
.+sheep: its a fruit
.+sheep: retard
.+vera: k
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<Havard> I think baptizing babies is wrong.
<Havard> I mean, they don't have a say in it.
<ithil> Yeah, but what if they die and go to liiiimbo?
<STL> Well, then their parents will have to go fuck with the Merovingian
<ithil> In a terrible sequel to the Bible
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<+[G-Prime]> Microsoft Aims for Software in Every Car
<+[G-Prime]> Oh great
<+[G-Prime]> Now our cars will crash
<@Crucial> blue windshield of death
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<Turtle> FUCK i just accidently stapled my homework to the wall
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<Viper187> ok
<Viper187> I don't like Alcohol
<Viper187> fuckin auto-eject
<Viper187> It read the Halo CD, then spit the CD back out at me
<Viper187> causing the CD tray to knock my goddamn glass off the desk
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<JuSTiNb> this old cleaning lady at burger king said she was gonna beat me with a broom
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Myke`: Bush's national security adviser is named Condoleezza Rice
Myke`: wth kinda name is that?
dodee: sounds like a mexican side dish.
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<Bl1tz|> lol I think Tatu arose out of a secret expiriment to log the average American's web search
<Bl1tz|> and they came up with 'young teenage Russian lesbians'.
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<larra> u people are terrible!
<larra> my brother attacked our aunt becuae of hentai!
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<goatasaur> my name is Spalding, i believe you've played with my balls
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~ Carrotz: Question: In 'alice in wonderland', with what were the words 'eat me' written on the cake
> Azrael: icing
> Azrael: blood
~ rh|semiafk: arial
> Azrael: rofl
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<Aliya> Who is peer?
<Roudi> No one can be... told what peer is. You have to be peered for yourself.
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<pixistix> I like sending out messages in a bottle.
<pixistix> But I'm creative.
<pixistix> "I have been shipwrecked at sea, while bringing an important message."
<pixistix> "Do not, under any circumstances, allow President Kennedy to go to Dallas"
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<+ XmasCola> "this screener has been electronically coded to assist in tracking illegal duplications. unothorized duplication of this screener is stricly forbidden."
<+ XmasCola> "if you copied it, we know who did it, so you might as well just turn yourselves in and then we won't punish you as bad"
<+ XmasCola> "we swear we're not bluffing"
<+ XmasCola> "we saw hackers"
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<Potato> A couple years back, my friend had the greatest christmas tree of all time
<Potato> We were 'round at his place, having a post-pissup drink/laugh at lightweight bastards and two cops came in because of a noise complaint
<Potato> One of them walks towards the open back door while the other does the usual "Why are you making so much noise" question routine
<Potato> The friend in question goes pale as he sees the cop stick his head in the door and only look one way before deciding they were wasting their time
<Potato> When they'd fucked off, I asked him what was wrong, he pointed in the other direction and told me to go check out the christmas tree the cop missed
<Potato> I stick my head in the door and lo, a 6 foot tall pot plant, complete with tinsel and presents around the base, is sitting in the corner, facing me off, taunting me, goin' "Yeah, fucker, I'm a 6 foot tall pot plant. Ya wanna piece of me, bitch?"
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<ACAB> 1st time i delt with a dead body i had to remove all personal belongings and put the lady in a body bag when i was an intern at the hospital ER... i put on all her jewlery and got in trouble :(
<baggle> That's some fucked up shit man
<ACAB> i put on her wedding ring and was like "Sorry ladies, im taken"
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<%Hamtaro> I tried to register the AIM name "Your mother"
<%Hamtaro> And got this
<%Hamtaro> Create a Screen Name
<%Hamtaro>
<%Hamtaro> Sorry, Your mother is already in use
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<+an1me> NO, THIS ISN'T HAPPENING, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!#!#
<@Master_Tang> rofl
<Shaytan> LOL
<Corellion> LOL
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<DRLEGO> OH THAT FUCKING IDIOT
<DRLEGO> my gf bought me a xmas gift
<DRLEGO> off amazon
<DRLEGO> but she used my account to do it
<DRLEGO> so it charged ME
<tuffguy> haha
<tuffguy> owned
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<KTP> Having... seizure... and... erection... at.. same time... call 976
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<Edofnor> #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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<Kublah> stealing from drug dealers is like takin candy from a well armed baby
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