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Quote: 1935; Rating: 593; [+|-]
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::: [email protected]> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better be careful around me |
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Quote: 1936; Rating: 358; [+|-]
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<fimmtiu>u00a0 asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug*u00a0 Wield rm -f wildly.
<asylum_>u00a0 fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
<DemoN>u00a0 rm -f is too slow.u00a0 newfs.
<rudefix>u00a0 hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it! |
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Quote: 1937; Rating: 336; [+|-]
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<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net |
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Quote: 1940; Rating: 514; [+|-]
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<Digested> hi krayons
<krayons> bleh
<al-x> heh
<al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left |
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Quote: 1941; Rating: 236; [+|-]
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<Bahamut0> who cares about albany? stupid europeans |
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Quote: 1942; Rating: 611; [+|-]
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<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now?
<Richard_D_James> Yes
<Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought.... |
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Quote: 1943; Rating: 1229; [+|-]
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<ETP> heh
* Tocool is very confused
<ETP> tocool: so am I, but the key is to just say 'heh' so people think you understand
<Tocool> yea but
<Tocool> ...
<Tocool> heh |
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Quote: 1944; Rating: 560; [+|-]
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<faceless> so if afro americans = niggers and middle easterners = sand niggers and asians = rice niggers what can we call canadians?
<al-x> we're snow niggers |
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Quote: 1945; Rating: 98; [+|-]
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<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
<infinity> stfu asswipe |
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Quote: 1947; Rating: 73; [+|-]
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<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously
<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes
<al-x> coz of quote stealage |
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Quote: 1950; Rating: 729; [+|-]
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<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...
<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.
<Brentai> My type of woman. |
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Quote: 1951; Rating: 371; [+|-]
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<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way. |
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Quote: 1955; Rating: 656; [+|-]
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<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format? |
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Quote: 1962; Rating: 61; [+|-]
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(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom |
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Quote: 1964; Rating: 6781; [+|-]
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[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house? |
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Quote: 1967; Rating: 567; [+|-]
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<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick |
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Quote: 1968; Rating: 312; [+|-]
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<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin |
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Quote: 1970; Rating: 502; [+|-]
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<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks
<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom
<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's
<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?
<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women |
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Quote: 1971; Rating: 78; [+|-]
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<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school
<Stacey> i want you to make fun of him
<Stacey> i have to run from him everyday
<Stacey> not friend
<Stacey> no no no
<Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands
<Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you |
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Quote: 1973; Rating: 182; [+|-]
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<|steve|> you know whats sick
<|steve|> on every IRC network,
<|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people
<|steve|> and #wtc
<|steve|> opportunists |
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Quote: 1974; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall |
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Quote: 1975; Rating: 1442; [+|-]
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<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno. |
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Quote: 1976; Rating: 639; [+|-]
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<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit
<__NoBoDy_> heh
<__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck
<BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow |
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Quote: 1977; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #bearcave
*** Topic is 'This is NOT a warez channel....' |
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Quote: 1978; Rating: 738; [+|-]
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~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass |
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Quote: 1979; Rating: 857; [+|-]
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(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink... |
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Quote: 1980; Rating: 664; [+|-]
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<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door |
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Quote: 1981; Rating: 75; [+|-]
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<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells |
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Quote: 1982; Rating: 1184; [+|-]
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<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?
<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.
<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.
<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.
<ToastyGhost> Powerade.
<Toen> penis, actually
<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle.
<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that
<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!
<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;
<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST |
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Quote: 1983; Rating: 302; [+|-]
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<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic.
<Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga.
<JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS? |
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Quote: 1985; Rating: 396; [+|-]
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(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont be getting any l33t points tonight |
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Quote: 1987; Rating: 937; [+|-]
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<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<drgonzo> work like you don't need the money
<drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home |
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Quote: 1988; Rating: 3992; [+|-]
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<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph |
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Quote: 1989; Rating: 338; [+|-]
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<Digested> uh
<Digested> why were we +i?
<DooD> because shapht was naked
<DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on him |
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Quote: 1991; Rating: 71; [+|-]
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<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv
<|Chris> damn disease discrimination
<|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV?
<|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and shit
<|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV |
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Quote: 1993; Rating: 188; [+|-]
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<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5 |
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Quote: 1995; Rating: 365; [+|-]
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<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe |
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Quote: 2007; Rating: 664; [+|-]
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(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. |
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Quote: 2010; Rating: 549; [+|-]
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<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now? |
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Quote: 2011; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help |
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Quote: 2012; Rating: 237; [+|-]
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[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers. |
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Quote: 2014; Rating: 578; [+|-]
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<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much |
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Quote: 2015; Rating: 518; [+|-]
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<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish.... |
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Quote: 2016; Rating: 683; [+|-]
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(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth. |
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Quote: 2018; Rating: 309; [+|-]
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<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
<MadHatter> like for porno movies
<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis |
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Quote: 2019; Rating: 271; [+|-]
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<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94 |
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Quote: 2021; Rating: 444; [+|-]
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<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
<darkaeon> eheh
<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
<MadHatter> dude dark
<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me |
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Quote: 2024; Rating: 474; [+|-]
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<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with a potato gun. |
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Quote: 2025; Rating: 394; [+|-]
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(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool. |
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