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Quote: 1945; Rating: 59; [+|-]
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<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH!
<al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france
<infinity> stfu asswipe
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Quote: 1947; Rating: 32; [+|-]
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<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously
<al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes
<al-x> coz of quote stealage
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Quote: 1950; Rating: 643; [+|-]
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<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...
<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.
<Brentai> My type of woman.
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Quote: 1951; Rating: 295; [+|-]
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<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside.
<BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you.
<Kayma> Ohhh.
<BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.
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Quote: 1955; Rating: 573; [+|-]
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<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format?
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Quote: 1962; Rating: 10; [+|-]
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(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom
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Quote: 1964; Rating: 6520; [+|-]
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[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?
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Quote: 1967; Rating: 509; [+|-]
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<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner.
<JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame
<JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick
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Quote: 1968; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin
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Quote: 1970; Rating: 437; [+|-]
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<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks
<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom
<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's
<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?
<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women
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Quote: 1971; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school
<Stacey> i want you to make fun of him
<Stacey> i have to run from him everyday
<Stacey> not friend
<Stacey> no no no
<Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands
<Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you
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Quote: 1973; Rating: 105; [+|-]
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<|steve|> you know whats sick
<|steve|> on every IRC network,
<|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people
<|steve|> and #wtc
<|steve|> opportunists
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Quote: 1974; Rating: 164; [+|-]
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<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall
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Quote: 1975; Rating: 1363; [+|-]
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<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno.
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Quote: 1976; Rating: 582; [+|-]
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<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit
<__NoBoDy_> heh
<__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck
<BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow
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Quote: 1977; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #bearcave
*** Topic is 'This is NOT a warez channel....'
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Quote: 1978; Rating: 669; [+|-]
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~ tiko wishes he was part of this seceret club known as "jew"
(tiko) but when the entry fee is part of your cock, I think I'll pass
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Quote: 1979; Rating: 784; [+|-]
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(PrimoPyro) sometimes I talk on the phone when im on the crapper =)
(PrimoPyro) *bloop*
(PrimoPyro) "what was that?"
(PrimoPyro) ahh.. I dropped an ice cube in my drink...
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Quote: 1980; Rating: 613; [+|-]
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<Thom> ..spam has got funnier since I last checked. It used to be 'GET A 9" DICK IN DAYS!'. Now I'm getting 'GET HUGE JUICY TITS IN WEEKS!'
<SenorSedo> I'd rather get huge juicy tits than some black guy showin up at my door
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Quote: 1981; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her pussy smells
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Quote: 1982; Rating: 1118; [+|-]
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<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?
<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.
<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.
<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.
<ToastyGhost> Powerade.
<Toen> penis, actually
<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle.
<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that
<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!
<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;
<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST
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Quote: 1983; Rating: 223; [+|-]
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<JDigital> Sounds like a really, really kool hentai webcomic.
<Subvillain> Not a webcomic, a paper manga.
<JDigital> Manga + scanner = webcomic. DYS?
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Quote: 1985; Rating: 311; [+|-]
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(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont be getting any l33t points tonight
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Quote: 1987; Rating: 860; [+|-]
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<drgonzo> dance like nobodys watching
<drgonzo> work like you don't need the money
<drgonzo> jack off like nobody's home
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Quote: 1988; Rating: 3867; [+|-]
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<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
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Quote: 1989; Rating: 286; [+|-]
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<Digested> uh
<Digested> why were we +i?
<DooD> because shapht was naked
<DooD> and he didnt want someone to accidentally walk in on him
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Quote: 1991; Rating: 8; [+|-]
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<|Chris> i'm very pro-hiv
<|Chris> damn disease discrimination
<|Chris> why are people so prejudiced against HIV?
<|Chris> people are down with hepatitis and shit
<|Chris> but they're so full of hate for HIV
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Quote: 1993; Rating: 113; [+|-]
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<Digested> yeah, the chicken sandwiches are just right by default
<Digested> so you don't have to customize or mess around with config files in vi
<Digested> that config files thing is going into the quotes, isn't it :/
<Guilty> I wont submit it if you purge the database of nerdb5
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Quote: 1995; Rating: 304; [+|-]
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<Digested> nothing like coming back to irc after a night of partying
<Digested> and nothing like partying on a monday night and then driving home at the same time as everyone is driving to work
<Digested> and laughing at them
<Digested> :D
<MadHatter> Not everyone can live with their parents
<Digested> that's why i'm taking advantage of the situation while i still can
<Digested> the main problem with sharing a house with parents is bringing a girl home
<Digested> but it isn't really a problem for me... heh
<MadHatter> hehe
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Quote: 2007; Rating: 582; [+|-]
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(adnama) I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Quote: 2010; Rating: 464; [+|-]
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<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now?
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Quote: 2011; Rating: 259; [+|-]
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<Speef> man
<Speef> I have some killer gas
<matts> go to the terrorists... they'll need your help
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Quote: 2012; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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[23:41] (q-_-p) i'm doing a couple downtempo trax.. and just started a trance track.
[23:49] (q-_-p) man. these dumps take forever.
[23:49] (q-_-p) i mean.. wav dumps
[23:49] ~ q-_-p checks his drawers.
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Quote: 2014; Rating: 516; [+|-]
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<BonGoaT> i think Bush played counterstrike too much
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Quote: 2015; Rating: 458; [+|-]
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<Digested> cool :)
<Digested> you have a gf that knows how to download mp3s
<madog> ya
<madog> and email
<qvr> That's nothing.. I had this goldfish....
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Quote: 2016; Rating: 618; [+|-]
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(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth.
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Quote: 2018; Rating: 266; [+|-]
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<MadHatter> I wish I could get a job as a stunt penis
<MadHatter> like for porno movies
<MadHatter> I don't look like a pornstar(not that I'm ugly, I just don't have that look), but I have a porno penis
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Quote: 2019; Rating: 196; [+|-]
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<Schrieks> in a moment of inspiration whilst dining at the Y.....
<Schrieks> I spread her and said "SEGA"
<Schrieks> this was back in 94
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Quote: 2021; Rating: 391; [+|-]
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<darkaeon> now how much money do you make now?
<darkaeon> I know it can't be much since you're on irc
<darkaeon> eheh
<MadHatter> you fear my fucking lego skills right
<MadHatter> dude dark
<MadHatter> I'm not even on irc
<MadHatter> I programmed some legos to get on irc for me
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Quote: 2024; Rating: 398; [+|-]
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<Lee-Ham> Bush is a raging imbecile. It's times like this I wish I could live on the moon and take potshots at Earth with a potato gun.
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Quote: 2025; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.
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Quote: 2026; Rating: 525; [+|-]
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<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me
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Quote: 2027; Rating: 329; [+|-]
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<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn
<DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes
<datz510> i have some
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Quote: 2028; Rating: 66; [+|-]
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<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears?
<_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive
<_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage?
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Quote: 2030; Rating: 232; [+|-]
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<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy.
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Quote: 2034; Rating: 480; [+|-]
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<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed. I'm anti-laughing.
<FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then.
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Quote: 2037; Rating: 645; [+|-]
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<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them. otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction
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Quote: 2039; Rating: 227; [+|-]
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<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998
<hypr> heh
<hypr> or somthing
<hypr> old ;P
<caspuh> hah
<caspuh> 98?
<caspuh> they had vinyal then?
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Quote: 2041; Rating: 374; [+|-]
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<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him
<Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian
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