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[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'.
[09:56] <Squizzle> None.
[09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I bet.
[09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'.
[09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man". |
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Quote: 1836; Rating: 508; [+|-]
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<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today
<McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style
<McMoo> and told them it was in my pants |
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Quote: 1837; Rating: 275; [+|-]
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<barkode> you don't even want to be in the same area code as me after indianu00a0 food |
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Quote: 1838; Rating: 248; [+|-]
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<Amanda`> I'm not taking a shower today.
<Amanda`> bastards in class won't know what hit them.
<Guilty> At least take a dip in the swimmin' hole |
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Quote: 1839; Rating: 302; [+|-]
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<maff> who needs showers when you've got an assortment of feminine products |
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Quote: 1840; Rating: 1490; [+|-]
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<Guilty> Me: "I think I'll send a message" | ICQ: Wait wait, wouldnt you like to search the web? The white pages? The yellow pages? Want me to check your email? Your stocks? On your dog?u00a0 Look someone on your list has a birthday coming up oh shit go buy them a gift here. But first check your ICQ Pager(TM) and make a few internet phone calls.u00a0 Go, do it, I'll be here, moving myself to random parts of the screen so I'm never in the position you left me |
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Quote: 1841; Rating: 522; [+|-]
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<]km[cugar> i tried to make hammer pants out of garbage bags |
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Quote: 1843; Rating: 353; [+|-]
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<kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo |
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Quote: 1844; Rating: 572; [+|-]
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<c-rOCK> that was sad though when I said "MAN WHAT IF D1 REALLY DID LOOK LIKE THAT" and hes like "Thats my real picture"
<c-rOCK> i felt pretty bad after that |
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Quote: 1848; Rating: 242; [+|-]
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<kisama_> that's why i like anime
<Guilty> Maybe
<kisama_> because the anime is usually good enough to merit a dvd
<kisama_> not like this shit from the u.s. like power rangers
<Guilty> I know they made some straight to video "movie"-majiggers
<kisama_> and power rangers extrafalarious fantabulous galactic sorcerer
edition with new cast because the old ones got teased at school
super megatronic edition |
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Quote: 1849; Rating: 616; [+|-]
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<Athena-X> have you ever tried to make a ':|' face in real life? try and do it without looking stupid and/or retarded. it's quite a challenge! |
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Quote: 1850; Rating: 348; [+|-]
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<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
<devGOD> i like kingston
<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player
<`michael> that really makes their ram better too |
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Quote: 1851; Rating: 305; [+|-]
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<skmt> efnet is to a computer nerd what cigarettes are to a heroin addict.
<Digamy> i don't get it
<skmt> Digamy, if you ever come off of a hard-core drug addiction, you will find yourself addicted to cigarettes instead.
<Digamy> oh
* Digamy adds shooting up to his to-do list |
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Quote: 1852; Rating: 549; [+|-]
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<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house |
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Quote: 1855; Rating: 581; [+|-]
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<hoset-> what's the server info for defunkt?
<DTOX> 65.4.40.157 - port 21 - anonymous
<hoset-> thanks much
<DTOX> np
<DTOX> if that doesn't work it's because I gave you your own IP # |
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Quote: 1856; Rating: 648; [+|-]
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(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests |
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Quote: 1857; Rating: 435; [+|-]
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<oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious. |
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Quote: 1859; Rating: 309; [+|-]
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<C0chise> i think if you say "dogshit eating," then saying "dumb" is pretty much redundant |
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Quote: 1860; Rating: 330; [+|-]
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<DigiGnome> When you recognise most of the links from Portal of Evil because they're on your favourites list, that's the time to start worrying. |
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Quote: 1861; Rating: 1198; [+|-]
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<synthmesc> is it narcassitic to jack off to a picture of yourself?
<Digested> synthmesc: it seems to fit the definition
<synthmesc> :/
<Digested> synthmesc: is it a picture of yourself fucking someone else?
<synthmesc> it's a picture of me jacking of to a picture of myself
<Digested> INFINITE LOOP |
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Quote: 1862; Rating: -16; [+|-]
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<Mass> i have a total of * drum roll plz* 83 Units
<kisama> yeah i have 354 units of nigger blood.
<Guilty> Snow is trying to become a true nigger by way of transfusion
<Guilty> Silly gook |
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Quote: 1863; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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(nexxai) I think I'm gonna start a Fingernail Crud collection
(nexxai) some people have Celebrity Hair collections
(nexxai) mine will be fingernail crud
(nexxai) not of celebrities though...they might scratch their ass alot or something |
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Quote: 1864; Rating: 919; [+|-]
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<ToastyGhost> Yo.
* Brentai joyously rapes ToastyGhost.
* ToastyGhost enjoys it also.
<Defcon> Toasty you fuck.
<ToastyGhost> No, Brentai did. I just stood there. |
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Quote: 1866; Rating: 144; [+|-]
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<DooD> what's your BMI assnugget?
<synthetiq> 25
<DooD> fatass
<synthetiq> i have a large upper body
<DooD> so you have manboobs? |
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Quote: 1867; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<mD5> i thought everything on the internet was aol |
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Quote: 1868; Rating: 1496; [+|-]
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<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list
<mD5> [email protected]
<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list |
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Quote: 1869; Rating: 353; [+|-]
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<DTOX> I'm 16% bodyfat
<DTOX> I have a one pack
<jube_> a keg? |
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Quote: 1870; Rating: 441; [+|-]
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<timmo> id like to make a movie with just different ways of [John Travolta] dying |
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Quote: 1890; Rating: 606; [+|-]
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<Defcon> Heh. I was getting a hair cut the other day with my usual barber, who's this 60 year old vietnam veteran type guy, really uptight and what not. Anyway, he had this TV with the news on, and suddenly they started talking about police who sodomized some hispanic guy with a broom stick. That caused a lot of tension in the barber shop.
<Defcon> "Yeah, so, how about that sodomy? Probably doesn't feel too good." "Nope. Can't imagine it does." |
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Quote: 1896; Rating: 946; [+|-]
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<gaspump> It takes more than tits to impress me.
<gaspump> Lord knows everyone in here should already know that.
<Richard_D_James> It's hard to masturbate to intelligence, though. |
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Quote: 1897; Rating: 1333; [+|-]
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<gaspumpXP> Man... what kind of RPG is this?u00a0 It won't let me rape the sheep... |
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Quote: 1898; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<McMoo> it smells like sex upstairs
<`michael> haha
<Kenn> I just smelled like sex. I didn't want to shower.
<Kenn> But I did...
<Kenn> :
<kisama> sex and masturbation smell like the same thing, kenn.
<Kenn> kisama, that wasn't nice. |
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Quote: 1899; Rating: 364; [+|-]
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[Amanda_] No way, Chris, I had real food for dinner
[`michael] squirrels
[Amanda_] dude
[Amanda_] Squirrel is good |
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Quote: 1900; Rating: 253; [+|-]
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<antonio> yeah, i whipped out the binder for this one kid who thought he misunderstood me when i said "satan"
<kisama> how i wish i could have been there
<kisama> to see the look on a man's face when you whip out a self portrait of the devil
<kisama> and say "SATAN DID MY HOMEWORK" |
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Quote: 1902; Rating: 276; [+|-]
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<Lord_Cie> CNN (Boca Raton, FL) A new report has OJ Simpson quoted as saying that he "will vow to search for the real terrorists" |
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Quote: 1903; Rating: 417; [+|-]
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<Delusion> "US attacked by four concurrent hijacking incidents. US gas stations celebrate by immediate 25 cent price increase." |
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Quote: 1905; Rating: 747; [+|-]
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<Fustard> oh good god
<Fustard> i was just thinking of something to myself
<Fustard> and out loud i said
<Fustard> 'laugh out loud'
<Fustard> instead of actually laughing. |
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Quote: 1906; Rating: 378; [+|-]
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(|Chris) CNN (Las Vegas, NV) New York has NOT been bombed. David Copperfield has come forward and stated that, "It was all just mirrors. I'm sorry that it got out of hand. This was just a publicity stunt that went horribly wrong." |
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Quote: 1908; Rating: 401; [+|-]
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<timmo> they need to make a 41oz
<timmo> so you can poor 1 oz to the dead homies
<timmo> and drink the 40 |
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Quote: 1909; Rating: 1111; [+|-]
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<tralamat> microsoft donates 5 million dollars worth of software to the rescue effort in new york
<devilish1> 5 mil of software
<tralamat> shit i see cops diggin rubble with an outlook cd |
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Quote: 1910; Rating: 214; [+|-]
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(phosphor) run nekid through new york screaming "my clothes were on flight 11" |
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Quote: 1911; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : well check out my picture and see if I look too old for you
<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : damn ur hott!
<DTOX> DenverJeepGuy : so do you like college guys like me?
<DTOX> babyangelcakes1405 : yeah...
<DTOX> this 14 year old says she can't fuck me
<DTOX> 'cause she's grounded
<DTOX> but in a month she can |
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Quote: 1912; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<DTOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some
<DTOX> MSN WHORES
<vermifuge> DO IT DOUG
<DTOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck" |
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Quote: 1913; Rating: 257; [+|-]
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<refugee> Robbin: you think this is just a 'rag the dog' scenario?
<vermifuge> refugee - you need to put this in terms she can understand
<vermifuge> Robbin - do you think they are having a sale on fried fish, just to draw attention away from the fact that they ran out of chicken at popeyes? |
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Quote: 1914; Rating: 101; [+|-]
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<_xu> does your knees feel tired the day after you masturbate or have sex? |
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Quote: 1916; Rating: 448; [+|-]
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-PDC:#windowsnt- MCSE = Must Consult Someone Experienced
(L0ki) MCSE=Mindsweeper Consultant and Solitare Expert
(nexxai) MCSE = Must Consult (with) Someone Else |
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Quote: 1917; Rating: 67; [+|-]
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<Guilty> Are you suggesting that the pentagon was hit by a space shit and to cover it up the government stages a plane hijacking
<kisama> yeah, and the twin towers were never there either.
<peng> yes
<peng> the government makes up an airplane
<peng> with a passenger list and all
<peng> to coincide with the WTC
<kisama> then dick cheney sticks a finger up gwb's ass
<peng> this shit goes deep man
<kisama> and says "it's gonna be ok, baby bush, it's alright."
<kisama> "have a teddy bear"
<kisama> and osama bin laden sits down and discusses pokemon with the president over tea and crumpets. |
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Quote: 1924; Rating: 376; [+|-]
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(nexxai) char *peopleOnEarth, *peopleMyHoes; if (sizeof(peopleOnEarth) == sizeof(peopleMyHoes)) { printf("Hi.\n"); }
(nexxai) Hi.
(nexxai) <-- not a geek. |
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Quote: 1931; Rating: 514; [+|-]
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<luciddrms> boy irc is like a common link to everything fucked up on the internet |
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Quote: 1932; Rating: 539; [+|-]
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* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets.
<Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too" |
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