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<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train
<^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train |
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<orion> i HATE
<orion> the beastie boys.
<Amanda_> Their talent is INTERGALACTIC
<Amanda_> Saying you hate them is a form of SABOTAGE
<Amanda_> GIRLS are always huge fans
<orion> ....................................................
<Amanda_> Looks like you need some BRASS MONKEY |
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<abort416> wow i hope u all send the record companies money or something cuz its illegal to pirate music and movies and tv shows and such |
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<|Rain|> whoa neat
<|Rain|> the windows 2000 background has a silhouette of a man jumping off a building from frustration |
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<Concise> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry.. |
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<Fly_Mario> Tommorrow Night at 9pm est
<GoodScrat> what happens, you're commiting suicide over a quick cam? |
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<Robzilla> yeah, you know merc, you should share your gf
<Robzilla> givin im sharin my winxp :) |
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<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY
<Stickman_Retard> lol
<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY" |
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<MepitansTAD> this kid we call Crosswalk Kramer tried to kill himself by walking into traffic
<MepitansTAD> but he walked in front of a truck going 15 mph and he was in a crosswalk
<MepitansTAD> the truck just stopped and asked him to move |
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<rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning
<wjr> oh?
<rsb> a dirty bum
<rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile
<wjr> ah yes
<rsb> he asked me for money
<rsb> and
<rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on |
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<madlocust> notmany women have me so into them that I can see them as a great friend
<madlocust> and in her case...my best friend
<|ced> so write a poem, fag |
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* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room
<altair> thi big BRIGHT blue room...
<g-o-d> you mean outside?
<altair> g-o-d: yes
<altair> with the yellow Daystar
<g-o-d> and the green and sometimes black carpet
<altair> yeah...
<g-o-d> cool |
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<goferdude> What's "hockey"?
<zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS?
<Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams |
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<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY
<Heinz89> hmmm
<Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P |
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<continuum> in the binary bible is the devil marked as 222? |
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<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?
<@ataribaby> that disturbs me
<@shagman> you didn't think they did?
<@shagman> they just divided into new birds? |
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<ShadiZar> get your happy ass over here then
<ShadiZar> i could use a good hard... well, anything
<`KArmA> oh sure. . . its always karma come do this for me. . come out to texas karma, fuck me like a beast karma, oh harder karma
<`KArmA> what about *MY* needs goddamnit!?!? |
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<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car
<zamros> my first accident witnessing
<zamros> and/or moster truck rally |
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<|3itch> MY WOULD BE SISTER WAS AN ABORTION I WISH SHE WASNT THOUGH
<Funk> I WAS an abortion. I'm just very stubborn.
<Fishfood> i was probably not wanted
<Funk> You're not wanted NOW
<Fishfood> but who cares! IM HERE NOW AND READY FOR LOVE!
<wildkarrdex> I live in the perpetual fear that my parents will abort me |
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<DELTRON> Note to self: when searching kazaa for southpark episode "cartman gets an anal probe", be sure to include the keyword 'southpark'!!! |
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<Fishfood> hey when we are all grown up and have kids we should all meet up and pit our kids against each other in a 5 day battle royale
<Prick> "Kid Rancher"
<Fishfood> my kid will kick all your kids asses
<Prick> Mine will be pixies. They'll strip seductively and distract your kids.
<Fishfood> all my kid needs is his wits and his amazingly large penis
<Prick> I think you're assuming that the Big Ogre Penis Gene skips a generation. |
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<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means... |
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<@n30> my "m" key is broken
<@renetiq> evidently. |
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<Shea-> it makes me giggle like a giddy asian schoolgirl on a rainbow brite pony
<Shea-> mmmm pony. |
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<GimpMaster> why the hell i'm i on ignore :o
<Vxie> and i wont till he apoligizes for his actions...
<SovanJedi> How can he apologise if you can't even hear him? ;)
<GimpMaster> hah
<Vxie> i dunno
<GimpMaster> ask him what i did :o
<Vxie> thats what im trying to figure out...
<SovanJedi> Gimp is asking 'what did I do?'
<Vxie> i asked him to stop cussing infront of my lil sis and he didnt stop
<GimpMaster> is that it? fuck the sand monkey. i don't care
<SovanJedi> Gimp says 'I'm very sorry for my actions, and he won't do it again.'
<Vxie> ok
<GimpMaster> LOL |
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<Yeo> BEER IS LIQUID BREAD IT'S GOOD FOR YOU |
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<TF-Carbon16> Okies... heres how it works...
<TF-Carbon16> when i first encountered halflife, the deathmatch mod... like hl multiplayer
<TF-Carbon16> i loved it and...
<TF-Carbon16> one day, i was sitting in science class high as a kite
<TF-Carbon16> and, the teacher, was talking about the element carbon, and mentioned that the isatope carbon16 is rare, unstable, and random
<TF-Carbon16> then said sumthin about its halflife
<TF-Carbon16> and i was like half life, rare and unstable... sounds like me
<TFr-c0k3> thats a lot of shit for a name man
<TFr-c0k3> i got mine from looking at a coke can on my desk ;) |
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* Amrik slaps Morfans around a bit with a large trout
<Marvin|> I don't think he'll notice you more just because you do that.
<Amrik> well it makes me feel better |
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*** Topic of #3fs: How to determine how many people are idling in #3fs channel. Take the total number of chatters and multiply by one.
*** Set by [email protected] 1061 minutes ago |
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<munk> how the fuck cant u get in without a bnc?
<Statto> it auto bans aol
<Statto> which is racist
<munk> hahaha |
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<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees
<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise |
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<Fishmonkey> its called "You're a Fucking Geek" dating service
* Fishmonkey was kicked by Cyber_Akuma (You have been kicked by the STFU op insult detector) |
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<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs
<Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that?
<Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn
<Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too.
<WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs
<WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it
<Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces?
<Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks?
<Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers?
<Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one
<Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF
<Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it |
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<wof> does anyone really use emacs?
<Pills> my wife used to
<wof> really?
<wof> what'd she do?
<Pills> she... edited files? :) |
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<Read^Tired>: u just like sucking ur own dick
<Rayor>: is it that obvious? |
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<Dss-tester> nuke u have a real bad additude
<@NitroX> no way, not nuke
<*Nuke> Im a sweetheart you stupid fuck |
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<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer? |
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<jamez5> {{ u00a3u00e5u00fcgHu00eeu00f1g u00d8u00fct u00a3u00f6u00fcu00d0 }}
*** jamez5 was kicked by guard (-< Auto kick, three strikes and you'r out. >-)
*** jamez5 has joined #****
<lilskater3> wtf?
* jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls
<Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that
<doktersteve> oh
<jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled?
<lilskater3> nope
<Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay. |
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([m1]) teresa do you remember what i told you about the playground mentality of guys?
(resa) playground?
(resa) they only think about sex?
([m1]) no teresa
([m1]) that boys in elementary school would pick on girls they like
(Mog2) i'd hate to know how teresa connected the playground to thinking about sex |
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(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
(neruaL) me too
(neruaL) actually not really
(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer |
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<[m1]> sup sluts
<ian_> dave where do I learn how to make 3D models of shit
<[m1]> haha dude
<[m1]> i dont know SHIT about any kind of art or about 3D
<[m1]> im a unix dork that specializes in solaris and bsd
<ian_> [m1] why aren't you out partying
<ian_> fun fun fun till yer daddy takes the t-bird away
<ian_> and all that rot
<[m1]> cuz im a unix dork that specializes in bsd and solaris? |
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<@aba> plz call me alexander the great
<@aba> =[
<@ditz> hahahah
<@ditz> alexander the great almost conquered the world ;D
<@aba> yes
<@aba> i am going to conquer the internet
<@aba> and be called alexander the greatfux |
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<MadHack-> i net 4200
<MadHack-> whereas i gross 6,666.66
<MadHack-> give or take
<MadHack-> quite the beastly salary
<MadHack-> 666 666 :(
<MadHack-> well, .67 i guess, technically
* MadHack- saves his soul through rounding |
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<sup-yo> sporting the zima
<kaleido> when i was 19
<kaleido> and desperate to drink
<sup-yo> HAHA
<sup-yo> i used to drink zima when i was a 12 year old girl
<sup-yo> you're so gay
<kaleido> i heard zima and koolaid powder was good
<kaleido> so i tried it
<kaleido> and the koolaid made the zima bubble and overflow all over me
<kaleido> and dyed my hand red :( |
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<jasn> if i ever have a girlfriend that requests that we have a 'song'u00a0 together,u00a0 after i laugh
<jasn> i shall suggest master p - you can be my bitch |
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<teresa> how is your meeting
<msd> well
<msd> we got off topic
<msd> and everyone is now looking at porn |
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(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots
(jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)
(_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence |
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<aba> i was just in detroit
<jasn> congratulations.
<aba> some black man next to me in his car kept flicking his nose
<aba> i rolled down my window and told him i dont have any cocaine |
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<mrfrosty> From: [email protected]
<mrfrosty> Subject: Learn the secrets of the rich!
<mrfrosty> [-- Error: unexpected end of file! --]
<mrfrosty> he's a tosser
<mrfrosty> i had the secrets of the rich in my grasp
<mrfrosty> i feel like a shakespearean tragedy
<mrfrosty> actually it's jsut these tights
<mrfrosty> and this shoulder length wig
<mrfrosty> and nothing to do with the injustices perpetuated upon me by [email protected]
<mrfrosty> (who shall be known as cunt from this moment forth) |
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(neruaL) my mom's computer
(neruaL) just said "hey baby, you've got mail" in some seductive male voice |
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