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<Guilty> My friends cousin's mom told her kids that if you cursed online the police came to arrest you
<Guilty> So they would type like "Go to h!ll!"
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<iMike-> ah god
<iMike-> i feel sick
<Fustard> did you get my cold?
<Fustard> i knew we shouldnt have slept together like that!
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<RonaldJ> dood
<RonaldJ> we should start a site
<RonaldJ> like Am I Hot
<RonaldJ> and
<RonaldJ> Like My Nude Pic?
<RonaldJ> but call it
<RonaldJ> How Do I Look In This Shirt?
<RonaldJ> .com
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<Karmer> got damn it i accidently just shit in my pants
<Karmer> brb
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*** Jesus is now known as [_[_]
<[_[_]> lets see you
<[_[_]> break my ass of steel
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<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club
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<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck
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<Karmer> I am as eternal as the boundless limits of outer space, and my owner loathes and despises me
<mike> leprosy
<Karmer> no
<Karmer> it is
<Karmer> slidey's virginity
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<cooey> brb going to efnet under the proxy sawgrass.massopac.navy.mil and telling people to join the millitary
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<g> <FedAg455> hey wanna meet with me for some sex? im 13/f/canada, wanna meet in usa in front of brooklyn police department?
<g> <cooey> how do i know you are 14 D:
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*** Now talking in #hardcoremp3
*** Topic is 'Welcome to #hardcoremp3, fred dursts phone # 310-865-1000 finally a use for www.dialpad.com PRANK THAT SOB'
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<nerak_> man weezer is the best band ever, I think i am going to get a weezer tatto
<nerak_> that is a heart
<nerak_> with weezer in the middle
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JivedNegro: I want to tell an Asian that I have "A bad case of the yellow fever"
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<Ron912> <OiOiBuNnY> one time at retard camp i stuck a wheelchair in my pussy
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<Ron912> oh wow pregnant porno
<Ron912> that's like a 2 for 1 deal
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<Alice> Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
<Alice> I can't seem to find that address in DNS
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<blazemore> <SonGohanX> from age 0-4 was like, playskool toys
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 5-13 was nintendo and sega
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> 14-present IRC
<blazemore> <SonGohanX> that was my life in a nutshell
<LkAway1> * blazemore is now known as SonGohanX
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[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot
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<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty
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<timmo> you know what i hate
<timmo> errors that wont go away
<Guilty> So you dislike children too
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<@SwampGas> THE CHICKEN IS IN THE POT
<@SwampGas> COME IN RED SQUIRREL
<@SwampGas> COOK IT.
<@SwampGas> that's admin code talk
<@SwampGas> "they got illegal files"
<@SwampGas> "delete it"
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*** Ryan_ sets mode: +b *!*@*.homosexual.opers
<vanity> wow
<vanity> you just banned 85% of the channel
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<pz> telnet lag reminds me of taking a shit
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<MadHatter> omg how do I turn mirc timers off
~~~ (signoff) MadHatter ;Excess Flood
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<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck
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<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged
<jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand
<nd-> ok, 'nuff said
<nd-> enjoy
<[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful?
<jinkusu> yup
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<atila> my pc just shocked me
<atila> I touched my cd-r and it went "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"
<ivilgrue> must be an anti-piracy system
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<Gryphon> any ideas what this error is when i try to ping a pc on my LAN: connect: Netowork is unreachable
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<eblan-> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed
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<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day.
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<shadowrye> okay
<shadowrye> who wants a box
<|Raven|> i do
<shadowrye> good
<shadowrye> now
<shadowrye> who wants to pay for a colo
<|Raven|> i don't
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<RallyCat> All this talks about cats is making me crave chinese food.
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<Spike-Man> #myass is pretty cool.
<Spike-Man> Who wants to come in #myass?
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<wormholes> Is it difficult to manage txt files like modify lines and copy rename and create new ones..with jsut std C libs?
<NoEscom> no, it's not difficult
<Noidea> yes it's difficult.
<Noidea> It's almost impossible.
<NoEscom> oh you mean MODIFY text files? on that case you have to download microsoft sql server
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<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and web developers.
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<Toll> well lets see. moses was supposed to have lived some 800 years... and had a number of wives... could it be that he died at 75 but looked 800 after haveing lived with more then one
<CBA> Those were dog years.
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<@SwampGas> my whoroscope says i'm gonna get overcharged today
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<NonFish[> I installed Norton SystemWorks once and it tried to take over my computer =|
<NonFish[> I had to bust a regedit.exe cap in it's bitch ass.
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uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause
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*** mark ([email protected]) has quit IRC: -eXtreme- WOMAN.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses...
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<ez1|#trance> hey anyone who has experience with ecstasi please msg me , rush
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<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx
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<Fakester> hmm, I wonder if Wal-Mart would ask for ID on a return...
<Fakester> that could be a problem
<Tortri> if they do, well... tell them you forgot it, take the DC back home
<Tortri> then you'll be stuck with a new dc
<Fakester> Tortri: I'm currently unemployed, I don't have $100 to waste like that.
<Tsengie> sell it to some stupid kid for 119
<Tsengie> tell him it's a ps2
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[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon
[Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?
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<iis> exploit me
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<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy.
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<Amanda> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE WHAT
<Amanda> amanda p0 ppp152.acelink.n 2:46AM - pico vi-tutorial
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<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year: 1,483.
<disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year: 3.
<disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
<disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease?
<fade_> haha
<fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease
<cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard"
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<Wazm> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
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<Wazm> I was photographed in my natural environment today.
<Wazm> some photographers from the admissions office working on some brochure for UNF took 60 photographs of me programming
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