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<Aristotles> ah yes.. ignorance is bliss..
<Aristotles> and that boy is absolutely giddy
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Quote: 33881; Rating: 76; [+|-]
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<BiBOp> heya
<BiBOp> little question
<BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ?
<Aristotles> funeral services
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Quote: 33882; Rating: 136; [+|-]
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<R-5> anyone have a better word for mentor?
<Aristotles> childmolester?
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Quote: 33883; Rating: 825; [+|-]
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<hitman666> I just use norton. love that proggy... systemworks
<eqnix> wastes too much resources for stuff i can do by hand
<Aristotles> isnt that your philosophy on dating?
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Quote: 33885; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<Conny> Hello
<Conny> Someone who feel like talkin' ?
<Aristotles> Conny: male or female?
<Conny> i`m male
* Aristotles 's interest fades fast
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Quote: 33886; Rating: 74; [+|-]
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<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and jabascript......
<Derian> javascript
<Derian> only a little jabascript.....
<Ngaru> haha
<Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script.
<Derian> haha yah
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Quote: 33887; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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* ph33r wears his butt-protector...
<Aristotles> thats a weird way to say "condom"
<nix> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Quote: 33888; Rating: 28; [+|-]
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<Sink> heh damn, i think i'm rethinking that shell
<Sink> i think their box just went down
<Sink> lol i was almost done filling everything out too
<Aristotles> wooohooo.. nice... so they're like:
<Aristotles> "DAMNIT! We lost a sale! REDIAL! REDIAL!"
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Quote: 33889; Rating: 93; [+|-]
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<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt and unreadable. Please run the Chkdsk utility."
<Holden> Uh-oh
<Holden> That can't be good.
<Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is telling me I need to do it again.
*** Holden ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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Quote: 33891; Rating: 187; [+|-]
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<gh5046> The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes even pretty girls go poop.
<felix> haha
<felix> the day he becomes a dirty man is the day he realizes poop is sexy
* felix shudders
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Quote: 33893; Rating: 22; [+|-]
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<daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but above the fine print
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<R4V3N0U5 1> i bet in like 1000 yrs everyone is gonna have a comp in their room
<R4V3N0U5 1> the great great great grand children of irc
<R4V3N0U5 1> who dont even need to eat or shit, just be on the comp all day
<R4V3N0U5 1> and because everyone would be on their comp all day
<R4V3N0U5 1> no tech support or admin, everyone fend for themselves
<R4V3N0U5 1> thats where theyd form clans...people would hack other peoples networks...hacker pvp, where you loose, you're life is gone
<daenonok> stop it! AHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*daenonok stabs his own eyes out with a nearby ballpoint to avoid going mad
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Quote: 33897; Rating: 339; [+|-]
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<chikster> orion thinks im mad fine
<chikster> WOOHOO
* chikster dances around room
<orion> you need more pics
<chikster> never knew that
<orion> and i need to shave
<orion> i look like i'm 30
<chikster> i will have more when i get my camera
<maff> dont shave dude
<maff> grow an inverse fro
<chikster> lol
<arse-poet> haha
<jestuh> yeah chik i think you're pretty hot too in an don't-arrest-me way
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Quote: 33901; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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<Anim0> my gf would be perfect if she had breasts
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Quote: 33904; Rating: 419; [+|-]
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<Clutch1> Some fucker is using my name!
<Zaratustra> Clutch is [email protected] * Michael Pierce
<Clutch1> Hmmm... I am that fucker.
<Zaratustra> Indeed.
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Quote: 33905; Rating: 184; [+|-]
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<ev-> Here's a cute item from Japan that's a lot of fun -- instead of making boring ice cubes that you don't think anything about, this will enable you to make fun heart-shaped ice cubes. Works in any standard freezer, just fill with water and freeze.
<ev-> works in any standard freezer
<ev-> thank god for that!
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Quote: 33911; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<Pookachu> afghanistan threatens to retaliate
<Pookachu> they're gonna ride their camels into pakistan
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Quote: 33913; Rating: 372; [+|-]
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<Devo-> The Buddhist hamburger joint: they'l make you one with everything.
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Quote: 33925; Rating: 118; [+|-]
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<Video`> Can -anyone- be that stupid?
* Robbie-Al raises hand
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Quote: 33926; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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@(ZeuS) my g/f was like "I can be your porn"... I was like "but can I use the zoom feature?"
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<phantom> damn.
<phantom> All these people and no discussion going on?
<drwiii> oh, we're talking, it's just encoded with rot-infinity.
<drwiii> once the encoder hits infinity all the traffic will come spilling through.
<phantom> uh.., either you're bullshitting me, or I've just lost all interest. Maybe both.
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Quote: 33935; Rating: 136; [+|-]
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<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw
<Ajchez> bbw????
<qrg> big beautiful women
<Ajchez> i have a weight limit
<krezt> whats your limit?
<krezt> i can do anything i can lift
<krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak
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Quote: 33939; Rating: 540; [+|-]
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<Itharr> I'm like 5'8" and 128 pounds
<Itharr> I have the top half of an asian and the bottom half of a black man if you know what I'm saying
<Balnaba> So your top half works on a computer all day while the bottom half does nothing?
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Quote: 33941; Rating: 283; [+|-]
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<J.Rai> Mr Pibb. - He's like Dr. Pepper without the degree.
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Quote: 33947; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<WakkyMouse> Why the hell is TBS in black and white here?
<Taperlass> Karmic retribution for Ted Turner colorizing "It's a Wonderful Life."
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Quote: 33948; Rating: 214; [+|-]
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<kinzillah> kronos is portable! *hrrrrk* *thump* *clunk* errr, maybe not
<Pseudonym> kinzillah: It's about 50 lbs
<Pseudonym> The case being about 40 lbs of that
<Gygaxis> wtf is the case?!?!
<kinzillah> 50 lbs != portable
<Pseudonym> Wimp.
<Gygaxis> jesus christ, did you mod a god damn cinder block?
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Quote: 33950; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like: Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
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Quote: 33955; Rating: 465; [+|-]
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* Jbond64 yawns
* darkcloud stuffs a sock in Jbond's mouth
<waffle> darkcloud: you misspelled cock
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Quote: 33956; Rating: 236; [+|-]
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SilverErek: ever smoke a hash brown dude?
Presuhn316: no
SilverErek: try it
SilverErek: see what it does to ya
Presuhn316: i'll pass
SilverErek: heh weak
SilverErek: i thought we were pals :-(
Presuhn316: not really
SilverErek: why not:-(
SilverErek: are you upset with me
Presuhn316: no, i just think you're a moron
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Quote: 33957; Rating: 306; [+|-]
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<scout> woohoo! the FORTRAN code works!
* gus blinks
<gus> dude, is it 1977 again and nobody told me ?
<heliOx> lol
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Quote: 33958; Rating: 830; [+|-]
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<plaktu> ls
<plaktu> oops
<cwd> .
<cwd> ..
<cwd> gaysex/
<cwd> teenpics/
<cwd> kidpics/
<cwd> how_to_steal_children.txt
<cwd> NAMBLA_MEETINGS.doc
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Quote: 33959; Rating: 259; [+|-]
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<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font
<+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises
<Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob
<+k\o\w> r0x0r.
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Quote: 33960; Rating: 247; [+|-]
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<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards
<Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover?
<FooMashoo> yes
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Quote: 33963; Rating: 19; [+|-]
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<Draggy>: i have a life...
<pimp-daddy-squall> : which consists of still trying to hit puberty
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Quote: 33964; Rating: 17; [+|-]
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<Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey
<Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while
<Cyb> sept 17
<Cyb> wait that's today
<Cyb> stupid internet explorer
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Quote: 33979; Rating: 159; [+|-]
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<Junkz/#Overclockers> .com = community you n00b
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Quote: 33984; Rating: 60; [+|-]
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(DownKaos): free phone sex....tight
(DownKaos): what is it
(dvast8): KIS-SASS
(DownKaos): I hate to think what your day job is with a phone # like that
(dvast8): union rep
(DownKaos): so worse then a gay male prostitute
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Quote: 33987; Rating: 266; [+|-]
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e l i t e m r p: oohhhhhh naked chick on courttv
e l i t e m r p: shes dead but, nice ass
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Quote: 33988; Rating: 297; [+|-]
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(Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc typing
(dvast8): fun
(Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at something i did on irc
(DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your an irc addict
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Quote: 33991; Rating: 603; [+|-]
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<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek??
<kaGirl01> ohh ummmm wrong window, please excuse that
<evilroot> . . . . . . . .
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Quote: 34001; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired
<Infamous> same here
<Acid_Rain> i need cok
<Acid_Rain> coke!
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Quote: 34002; Rating: 200; [+|-]
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<Teegus> i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially conscious for the whole getting laid part
<Teegus> but... urge to html... so strong
<@Goonigoogoo> no, women love it when you fall asleep on top of them
<@Goonigoogoo> or under them, depending on her sexual positioning preference
<Teegus> its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones
<Teegus> and losing.... quickly
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Quote: 34011; Rating: 178; [+|-]
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<AdamH> There are 10 kinds of people when it comes to binary. Those who understand it, and those who don't.
* AdamH rimshits
<AdamH> RIMSHOTS!
<DL> Heheheheh.
<DL> Sorry, Adam, two of those "heh"s were at the joke. The rest were at rimshits. :-P
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Quote: 34016; Rating: 91; [+|-]
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<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs?
<wilnixAFK> the handbook?
<wilnixAFK> google?
<halcy0n> trash can, and ebay
<razorini> lol halcy0n
<hash> why did i even bother asking
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Quote: 34018; Rating: 177; [+|-]
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<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker
<TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
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Quote: 34025; Rating: 266; [+|-]
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<rizen> accept cock
<rizen> er
<rizen> accept, cock
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Quote: 34026; Rating: 367; [+|-]
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<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times
<hypo> uh
<hypo> my friend told me that
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Quote: 34027; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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* @andy blows his load.
* Khross eats a child.
<@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
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Quote: 34031; Rating: 305; [+|-]
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<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position
<rizen> minister?
<rizen> do you mean missionary?
<malis> whatever
<rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees
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Quote: 34035; Rating: 255; [+|-]
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<CYwolf> damnit.
<CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.
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