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<Magus> # robots.txt for http://www.riaa.com/
<Magus> # questions contact [email protected]
<Magus> User-agent: *
<Magus> Disallow: /temp/
<Magus> Disallow: /admin/
* Magus cracks up |
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Quote: 34365; Rating: 410; [+|-]
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<ALIVE> what was adams punishment for eating apple
<MrMan> work
<MrMan> pain
<Kaiti> death
<ana> death
<Bayls> he lost ops |
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[19:45] <Rydberg> TI83+!
19:46] <Moa2020> HP48 !!!!
[19:46] <^JeppZer^> NOKIA!
[19:46] <Moa2020> Nokia doesn't make calculators fool
[19:47] <^JeppZer^> they got calculators on their phones.. DUH |
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<tye>u00a0u00a0 and deref'ing is easy to remember because robots, ->[ , use simple integer indices while samuri, ->{ , have names for everything, and aliens, ->( , use functional programming |
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<dan-o2> I've been watching simpsons for the better portion of my life
<SpaceMonkey> Your life doesn't have a better portion |
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<headly> Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not getting any. |
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<cwd> ls
<cwd> oops
<cwd> :\
<artrix> happens to all of us
<cwd> but i only have this one terminal open |
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Quote: 34384; Rating: 140; [+|-]
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<]KOARP[-Gawd-[Aa]> you know your in too many channels when a name change causes a u00a0 (..quit..) Cyp|TFC [[email protected]] (Excess Flood) |
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Quote: 34387; Rating: 268; [+|-]
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<acehole101> losing is not an option.
<@ex-machina> no, for you it's a compulsion. |
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AdrianO: Aq: I thought you'd renounced the yellow shirt of doom?
Aquarion: Not totally, anyway.
Aquarion: I wore it to work to see the effect.
Aquarion: Said effect being, and I quote "Fucking hell, that's a loud shirt" |
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<oyvind> what's a vegan?
<junk> something you should stab in the face |
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*** billn has quit IRC (jeezus larz, not so hard, yer gonna damage my colon) |
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<Macphisto> You guys keep an eye out for Chromatics new oreilly weblog titled, "How the power of perl couldn't stop Macphisto from breaking my legs." |
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Quote: 34403; Rating: 788; [+|-]
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<Wretched> Right now Im having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before. |
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<Argus> it blows a new asshole out when i put it in though
<Basic> does it get hot in there?
<Basic> .......
<Basic> oh god
<Basic> don't even submit that
<Basic> oh, come on. |
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<o_0--[Away]> is it true that i can get myself messed up from using the die command?
<annjo> you might die |
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<wuntvor> One thing I've noticed is that actual knowledge and certifications are inversely proportional. |
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Quote: 34411; Rating: 171; [+|-]
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<tReMeR>u00a0 /penis lengthen 13.5 inches
<nattydr00g> penis Unknown command
<tReMeR> damn these servers |
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Quote: 34412; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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(@TFS_FeAr)must
(@TFS_FeAr)your like
(@TFS_FeAr)my toy
(@TFS_FeAr)bitch
(+mustafa1234)No, im not 9 inches long black and made of rubber. |
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Quote: 34413; Rating: 615; [+|-]
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* Dr_Vladimir cries at the racial discrimination....
<Dr_Vladimir> Robots are people too!
<TK-421> lousy automatons
* Norton flicks off muffbots switch
*** Signoff: muffbot ()
<muffinator> :o
<Norton> ONO
<Dr_Vladimir> OH MY GOD!
<muffinator> MOUTH TO MOUTH
<Norton> eh?
* Norton hooks up jumper cables to muffbot
<Norton> CLEAR
* Norton turns his car over
*** muffbot ([email protected]) has joined channel #MUA
<Norton> w00!! |
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*** Suave` was kicked by Prell (buy some better shampoo) |
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Quote: 34419; Rating: 283; [+|-]
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<zimalicious> size doesnt matter. as long as you know how to use it.
<Ralp> But size does matter if you have no idea what you're doing?
<Mattress> hmm, I didn't really have any idea what I was doing and it was apparently awesome, does that mean I have a big penis? |
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Quote: 34421; Rating: 132; [+|-]
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KoG_Work> God damn it... "the westbound backup to the toll plaza is horrible! west 80 is slow from central, 580 jams up from lakeshore, and north 880 is slow from the grand avenue curve. the metering lights are on, and traffic on the upper deck is slow from the incline into san francisco" ~_~
* KoG_Work ponders taking the 92...
<KoG_Work> if it's backed up to lakeshore, can't even make a detour to Ikea like I normally do!
<St0rmD> you go to the furniture store so much you have detours and shortcuts to get there?
<DishHole> maybe ikea has a drive-through |
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<Death_Blade> <FyNXeR> Pardon my spelling... but I'm from Sweden
<Death_Blade> <sumbody> pardon my accent, i am from southeast asia
<Death_Blade> <DrMonkey> pardon my shotgun, i'm from west virginia
<@Cockroach-> lol
<@Nazerath> <Nazerath> Pardon my Joint, I'm from South Eastern Kentucky. ;) |
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Quote: 34423; Rating: 64; [+|-]
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<ian_/#linuxwarez> Just think, in 3 years this RAM will probably be in some toxic heap in china while little chinamen pick through it with solvents to extract gold. |
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<Yawgatog> You haven't lived until you've chugged a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
<Yawgatog> You probably haven't died until then, either. |
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<Saotome_Ranma> goc what would you say to me if I told you that I did your mom last night?
<godofcows> you have herpes! :) |
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<FairWtns> You know what I love about 'Law & Order'?
<Badtz> nope
<Badtz> do tell
<FairWtns> It's hard to find a channel which isn't playing it some time during the day. |
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<Flik> That was so awesome
<Flik> I need a twin just so that I could do cool things like that
<KeeperX> incest porn? |
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<KingHenry> castrated men live longer
<Phuser> but do castrated men really live |
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<slashed24> who? -P
<slashed24> dammit...my emoticon is blind |
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u008bdoc-u009b H/P/V/A/C . 34o megs . FiDo
u008bvect0ru009b hp vac?? HEWLETT PACKARD MAKES A VACUUM!?
u008bvect0ru009b I MUST GET!
u008bvect0ru009b does it suck as much as their computers do?
<vect0ru009b because that would be a kick ass vacuum |
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-utah.tx.******.org:@#sex- Sico invited Trojan into channel #sex. |
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<draco> Yo ZEL! What's a technophiliac?
<DrNoD> Sexual attraction to technology
<sayn> COMPUTER FUCKER
<sayn> HARD DRIVE POUNDER |
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* McFarlan Quit (Quit: Want to know the concept behind holy wars? 'Do you believe in god?' "No" 'OK' ::BLAM:: 'Do you believe in god?' "Yes" 'Do you believe in my god?' "No" :: BLAM BLAM BLAM :: 'My gods dick is bigger than your gods dick!') |
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<wangsta`> goddamnit
<wangsta`> im gonna end up being that guy on tv that used the Date Rape drug to get with some prom queen
<Juste> Good for you~
<wangsta`> thats bad
<Juste> Use femcream while you;re at it :?P
<wangsta`> i want sex, but i dont want it from inmates |
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gadget: my god.
gadget: i would give several left nuts to have a store like that. |
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Ya-leile: i either need candy or a fuck.
Dan: w00t!
Ya-leile cries
Ya-leile: and i can't find either.
Dan: *blink*
DJEuphoriK: i can be over in like half an hour
Dan: BWAHAHAHA
Ya-leile: with candy?
Ya-leile: *grin* |
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<Spoon35> my girlfriend drew a picture of an orgasm once
<Spoon35> I didn't think it would look like that.
<SenorWeir> was it her with another man? |
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<drdink> blue used to be such a nice color
<drdink> now it means "FUCK IT BROKE" |
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<j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss Teen USA are on?
<|SeveN|> j03bl0w: no.
* j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings |
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<verin> and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said, "let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping" |
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<@sTubby> I would if I could send shit =
<@sTubby> it wont work
-> -sTubby- u havent got dcc on
-> -sTubby- /s enable send
[18:33] * Quits: sTubby ([email protected]) (Need more parameters)
<BenZor> lol n00bs... fun fun fun.
* Joins: sTubby ([email protected])
<sTubby> 'twas already on |
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<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ...
<FrozenFood> ..ok
<@Gaz> I should change channels :)
<@Gaz> but ...
<FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open
<Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict
* Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel.... |
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<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now running; please type !virus to test your system
<Morphine> :))
<Morphine> !virus
<Morphine> lol
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 is now currently checking Morphine for infected files.
<thnom> wait a bit .........
<thnom>u00a0 Morphine; AntiVirusIRC v0.2 has detected a virus, press ALT + F + C; to identify the infected file(s).
<thnom> AntiVirusIRC v0.2 was brought to you by Tw0Y3d-]
<Morphine> ?
[11:06] *** Morphine has quit IRC ((23:33:55) (@mart`db) xp is dodgy)
<thnom> rofl
[11:07] *** Morphine has joined #abjects |
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<STUDYIuG_4_PreCal> everyone type /clear so i can hide my shame |
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`007Cheater`- I was AT the gay parade
`007Cheater`- I was not IN the gay parade |
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][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than that can you get |
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Hurricane_Hasney- hehe, my g/f gets scared of talking to other people, god knows why lol
Hurricane_Hasney- Probably cuz shes used to being locked in my garage... |
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HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the queens mum dying]
HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die, I'm complaining!
HH|Strop- No wait....
HH|Strop- I can't
HH|Strop- I would be dead |
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