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e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky |
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Quote: 918; Rating: 149; [+|-]
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<ck> i'd fuck anything
<ck> except a fat chick
<ck> some things, even i won't do |
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Quote: 920; Rating: 454; [+|-]
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<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism |
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<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat |
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Quote: 923; Rating: 369; [+|-]
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<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/
<MadHatter> are you still fat |
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Quote: 925; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny |
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(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film |
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Quote: 927; Rating: 138; [+|-]
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<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell provider |
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Quote: 931; Rating: 344; [+|-]
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<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd be me |
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Quote: 932; Rating: 360; [+|-]
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<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles |
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Quote: 936; Rating: 201; [+|-]
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(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round buldging and red |
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Quote: 937; Rating: 626; [+|-]
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<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&)u00a0 u00a0 - not happy having a tapeworm |
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Quote: 939; Rating: 512; [+|-]
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<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads
<Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting
<|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting
<|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather
<|Chris> bastards |
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Quote: 940; Rating: 71; [+|-]
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<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng
<Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT
<c-rOCK> indeed. |
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Quote: 943; Rating: 530; [+|-]
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<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries |
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Quote: 945; Rating: 407; [+|-]
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(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch |
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Quote: 946; Rating: 332; [+|-]
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(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi
(|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick |
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Quote: 947; Rating: 1493; [+|-]
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(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body. |
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Quote: 948; Rating: 1485; [+|-]
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(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out." |
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Quote: 950; Rating: 678; [+|-]
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(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover
(Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;( |
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Quote: 951; Rating: 638; [+|-]
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(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces |
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Quote: 952; Rating: 1938; [+|-]
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(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive" |
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Quote: 953; Rating: 1802; [+|-]
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(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"
* Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach |
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Quote: 954; Rating: 649; [+|-]
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(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life
(@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :) |
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Quote: 956; Rating: 485; [+|-]
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(jesdynf) If you could do it, though, you could hire kids to pedal bikes if your uptime meant that much to you... though watt for watt, you'd be better off having them steal car batteries. |
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Quote: 957; Rating: 364; [+|-]
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(NinjaRyu) atlanta is wigger capital
(NinjaRyu) i saw a guy soup up his parent's '86 nissan with a $2500 car stereo and a big ass tailpipe, but the damn thing still couldn't go above 75 |
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Quote: 958; Rating: 1111; [+|-]
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(heck01) i sometimes dont know if i'm straight or not, then a cute girl sits down next to me and i get a huge erection and i remember |
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Quote: 959; Rating: 723; [+|-]
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(Atarax) DrConway: They also had such a poorly designed network that I set my computer's IP to the IP of their gateway and took the entire college network down |
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Quote: 960; Rating: 524; [+|-]
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<c-rOCK> man napster is like tupac, that shits never going to die. |
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Quote: 961; Rating: 880; [+|-]
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<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo? |
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Quote: 965; Rating: 1904; [+|-]
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<Driph> a friend of mine is bi
<Driph> and she's arguing with her girlfriend about who is supposed to cook tonite
<Driph> and I told her that was the worst thing about a relationship between two women, you dont automatically know who's supposed to cook |
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Quote: 967; Rating: 377; [+|-]
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* [light] is away, someone told me that theres life outside of irc, i have to check it out [log:OFF] [page:OFF] [email:[email protected]] |
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Quote: 968; Rating: 2820; [+|-]
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<blazemore> i need to find a used ddr 3rd mix machine
*** Joins: DigDug ([email protected])
<AlmtyBob> good fucking luck
<AlmtyBob> you're looking at $8000 wihtout shipping
<AlmtyBob> even used
<DigDug> whatcha talking about, bob?
<AlmtyBob> a filipina chick
<AlmtyBob> the ones you buy in exchange for bringing them to the us
<blazemore> my dad is thinking about helping pay for one so we can stick it in an arcade and make some money :o |
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Quote: 971; Rating: 462; [+|-]
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<legolas> Not all of us can be preppy 'burb white kids.u00a0 ;^)
<hariya> legolas: actually not all of us can afford to be white either |
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Quote: 972; Rating: 100; [+|-]
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<qslack> Hey, if K5 people caused a commotion at im-ur, is it a Kumo5hin? |
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Quote: 974; Rating: 288; [+|-]
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<Guilty> $30 - PC133 128MB
<Guilty> $31 - PC100 128MB
<Guilty> What a world when PC133 is cheaper than PC100
<D1-> where?
<D1-> nigga where?
<Guilty> Pricewatch
<D1-> oh
<D1-> thats white trash generic ram |
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Quote: 976; Rating: 468; [+|-]
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<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it |
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<kisama> and i'm feeling invisible, you can't see me anywhere.
*** kisama was kicked by Amanda^_^ (ensuring your invisibility) |
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<SYch0> ok
<SYch0> a word of warning:
<SYch0> never try to masturbate with a bandaid on
<SYch0> :(
<SYch0> cuz you might as well take a belt sander to your dick
<blazemore> what the fuck, sych0
<SYch0> :D |
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Quote: 987; Rating: 427; [+|-]
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<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog
<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games |
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Quote: 993; Rating: 4034; [+|-]
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serluny: how long did it took u to learn c?
ReDPriest:4.5 minutes
serluny:how did u do that?
ReDPriest:i downloaded it into my brain..i got a program to do
that
serluny:what program
ReDPriest:download shit into your brain v3.1
serluny:how do i download it?
ReDPriest: go to www.downloadable-shit-for-your-brain.com
serluny:i cant download it something is wrong |
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Quote: 996; Rating: 496; [+|-]
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<Pioneer`> _raven: you couldnt configure a toilet |
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Quote: 997; Rating: 714; [+|-]
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<theR> I'm glad I remembered I'm an idiot before I started to set up a wins proxy |
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Quote: 998; Rating: 297; [+|-]
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<Andy787> i dunno why people with sisters cant say they're hot, i know if i had a sister and she was hot, hell ied be all over her, lol |
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Quote: 1005; Rating: 881; [+|-]
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Mtgwiz2727: what is the difference between c++ and dos? |
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Quote: 1007; Rating: 333; [+|-]
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Nostradomz: this sounds funny but can udownload memory |
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Quote: 1008; Rating: 492; [+|-]
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(MoLaUstEr) I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is
(MoLaUstEr) *gay hand thing* |
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Quote: 1011; Rating: 1349; [+|-]
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<_bigd_> when I was a child I used to scrape the cream off all the oreos and make it into a ball ^_^
<_bigd_> and leave in the fridge
<_bigd_> after 2 bites, I used to pass out |
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Quote: 1012; Rating: 557; [+|-]
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<@neoblaze> I fell over in a heterosexual fashion |
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(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big |
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